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mlewinsky1996

21 F Glendale, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
When I was fourteen I complained to a kid in a wheelchair about having to walk home and that's when I realized I'm kind of an asshole.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm spending my early twenties trying to make my guinea pig love me. Adulthood is better than I ever imagined.
I’m really good at
Telling people when I've reached the halfway point of a book.

Accidentally telling customers to have a good gay.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You're the funniest person I know" my five year old cousin, who doesn't know anyone

"You have so much hair!" every woman in her early to mid thirties

"Are you blind?" some asshole

"You always look really angry" everyone else
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Galapagos, Dracula, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Devil in the Details, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me (And Other Concerns), Psycho, To Kill a Mockingbird, Shopgirl, The Book Thief, The Magician's Nephew, Haunted, Goat, She's Come Undone, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, The Red Badge of Courage, Player Piano.

The Jerk, An American Crime, Natural Born Killers, The Truman Show, Flight, Labyrinth, We Need to Talk About Kevin, Her, Drop Dead Fred, It, The Jungle Book.

The Life and Times of Tim, King of the Hill, The Oblongs, Weeds, Law and Order, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Orange is the New Black, Leave it to Beaver, Flight of the Conchords, Lucky Louie, Pushing Daisies, Little Britain, Home Movies, Summer Heights High, Modern Family, Grey's Anatomy, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Freaks and Geeks, Orphan Black, Goosebumps, Bob's Burgers, United States of Tara, Twin Peaks.

Jane's Addiction, NWA, High School Football Heroes, The Refreshments, Bright Eyes, Wallpaper, A Published Life, Say Anything, Portugal. The man, Flight of the Conchords.

Grilled cheese, sourdough toast, zucchini.
The six things I could never do without
Sunblock, cereal, blankets, dogs, tacos, Steve Martin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Did I close my car door? I should probably go out and check.
On a typical Friday night I am
Last Friday I got drunk, ate Jack in the Box, and watched Space Jam by myself. It's a charmed life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got lice in third grade so my dad shaved my head in an alley. It was the beginning of my downfall.

I actually did forget how to ride a bike.

I've been in the psych hospital. Twice.

When I was younger I had a recurring nightmare about Grimace from Mcdonalds.

Okcupid thinks my brother and I are soulmates.

I'm not a private person.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You wanna tell me about the first song you remember being your favorite song.

You're Denzel Washington and you wanna adopt me.

You can tell me what to expect when I move to Pennsylvania.

You wanna get tacos at five am.

If you start your food order with "I need..." you're an asshole who doesn't need those things and I hate you. Don't message me, we can't be friends.