Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a critical thinker that likes dark humor. I like dogs, art,
and cooking. I am good with my hands. Vanilla is my least favorite
flavor. If you like hippies with beards and no spine, I am not your
*Currently growing a beard*
I look DAMN good. (Is that what everybody with a beard
I am a little conflicted. Then there is this:
I was raised to hold the door open for ladies and to AT LEAST offer
to pay for dinner. I thought this was fairly common, but I guess
not. It also seems there is not a lot of consensus on what is the
best approach here, so I'm just doin my thing.
I am a Renaissance man. I can change a flat. I can field dress an
animal (sorry vegans). I can speak in public. I can paint. I have a
garden. I can sail a boat. I can sew a button on a shirt. I could
be here all day listing stuff I am good at, but the point is: I
love to find new ways to interact with my wold and exploring them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am at a point in my life where the answer is no longer:
"live fast, die young"
"sex, drugs, rock and roll"
I work hard. Go to school full time. I devote a lot of time to
projects. I am building my education, career, and future at the
same time. I have a lot to keep me busy. I want to find someone
similarly minded and self-reliant.
Most of my hobbies range from unpopular to obscure to antisocial.
Sometimes people get offended so here is a little sample. I didn't
watch that show on Netflix, but I did probably torrent it. I didn't
buy that weed, but I do work in the medical community. I might go
to the party or show, but I would rather be doing some urban
exploration. Yeah, I built my bike, no, I won't show you how I get
on. But I might show how I get off, if you ask real nice. ;)
If that stuff bothers you, I doubt we would get along. If you like
the sound of any of that, let me know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recreational crotch photography #carlosdanger
I like cooking for people (tons of experience with meat, veggie and
vegan cooking). I make things and fix things. Riding and building
tallbikes. (how do you get on that thing?) Sarcasm. Not being a
retarded fuckwit (its the little things that count, right?).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know this isn't modest, but it's my ass.
If this part of your profile says the same thing, we should
If you didn't laugh at that, go click on something else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Fight Club, South Park, Wu Tang, and
People write so much here, it can be overwhelming. I am glad you
have a long-ass playlist, but i don't want to read the whole thing.
I am most likely just going to skim it until I see something like
Blink182 or Nickelback. Then I will vomit and click the next
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A creative medium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dogs walking backwards. I mean, right?
Portland has a lot of hippies. The Internet has a lot of creeps.
Every girl on okcupid is a clumsy bi-sexual. The truth is out
Why does your user name end in -saruus? Why does your main profile
picture have 3 people in it? Who paid for your trip to machu
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Workin the swing-shift. I am doing 60+ hour weeks these days. I am
super lucky to get a Sunday off. I like to treat myself when I do
get a day off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am looking for The One. I hope somewhere there is a perfect match
for me. Someone I can trust implicitly and who trusts me. I like
the idea of "Power Couples" who team up well and thrive at life
using complementary skills and abilities. I have not found her yet,
but I am still looking.
Old answer, still true:
I used to be sort of a bad kid. I got into a lot of trouble when I
was younger. These days, I still like to make trouble, but mostly
the legal kind.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you can roll blunts.
or joints. or spliffs.
OR you know someone single who can roll blunts that you want to set
me up with.
There is a lot more I want out of a relationship, but after too
much judgement from people who claimed not to care, being a stoner
is basically a prerequisite.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.