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notasprinter

26 Las Vegas, NV Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm half redneck and half science whiz. I was born in the South and it bred about as much chivalry into me as it did passion for fried chicken. I'm a nerd and completely comfortable with the fact. I'm loyal to friends, family and brands. I'm loud and vociferous, but I like to be in the quiet. I'd rather be driving somewhere else than wherever I'm at in any given moment, and I'm extremely impulsive. I trust easily. I have a BFA, though you'd never guess I like art quite that much.
Oh, yeah. I'll also make you laugh. If you're not a boring, uptight kinda person, you'll laugh loud and often.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm not doing a whole lot more than working at my awesome job and getting into trouble with my friends these days.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty killer at cleaning, making friends, finding deals on the internet, cooking, and utilizing the fucking Oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm usually the tallest person in the room and I'm not shy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I eat, sleep, and breathe hard sci-fi novels. Poul Anderson, Arthur C. Clarke, Alistair Reynolds, Stephen Baxter. All that shit. I guess I also play videogames and stuff.
I like Bill Murray movies and comedy TV, and I listen to a lot of oldschool soulful R&B and mellow rock, with a smattering of country and intellectual hiphop.
I eat everything. I'm not picky, just don't put mushrooms or olives in it and we're cool. I love restaurants, especially ones I haven't tried before.
I spend more time watching MLB and NBA games than most people spend sleeping.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Uh. As long as I've got my phone, my wallet and the keys to a Land Rover, I'm gravy. I don't need six things to make it through the day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I can't decide whether I should break my lease and run away to Portland, or wait out my lease for a few more months and move to Portland. Either way; or even if I don't move, I'll keep flying there on the weekends. I also daydream about work when I'm at home and home when I'm at work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching sports, out with friends trying new restaurants, on an aimless overnight road trip to who-knows-where, or partying down with Netflix. Or at work doing work stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing lounge music.
I don't suck at it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You value patience, a ready smile, and a sharp wit. Ideally, you extoll these virtues yourself.
If you wear those awful high waisted jean shorts, you need not apply unless you're prepared to defend them.