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notatallclever

24 Newbury, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 26
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi!!!! I typically don't know ehat to say here. Ion'ty mind races. But I find pleasure in the small things. I cook, garden, write in a blog, and sell cookiez. Working on a degree in molecular gastronomy. I also go to bars and attempt to sing at karaoke.

I like stuff. ESPECIALLY THINGS NOT EASILY EXPLAINED. BAM!
What I’m doing with my life
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Exploring caves, pulp novels, and lakes. Rawr. Getting my cut better than be

Cooking, professionally.

Designing what my first tattoo will look like.

In bed, watching Netflix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Overindulging

Oversleeping and occasionally forgetting to have a bite to eat at least every five hours.

Also, I'm great at de-tuning guitars.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair gets cut a lot.

Yeah.

Ooh, and I'm a snazzy dresser.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: "The Stranger" by Albert Camus, "The Dog Fighter" by Marc Bojanowski, "Vineland" by Thomas Pynchon, "The Martian Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury, "Invisible Man" by Ralph Ellison, "The Catalans" by Patrick O'Brian, "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson, "Trainspotting" by Irvine Welsh, "The Gods Themselves" by Isaac Asimov, "Heart of Darkness" by Joseph Conrad, "Ironweed" by William Kennedy. MOVIES: The Seven Samurai (1954), La Strada (1954), Drugstore Cowboy (1989), Altered States (1980), Prisoners (2013), American Heart (1992), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Blade Runner (1982), Apocalypse Now (1979), Educating Rita (1983), Sexy Beast (2000), Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011), The Corporation (2003), Brother's Keeper (1992), A Serious Man (2009), Mean Streets (1978), Eraserhead (1977), Following (1998), Jackie Brown (1997), My Own Private Idaho (1991). SHOWS: "The Twilight Zone", "Breaking Bad", "Twin Peaks", "The Adventures of Pete and Pete", "Are You Afraid of the Dark?", "Feaks and Geeks", "Louie", "Misfits" (anything before Robert Sheehan left the show), "Broad City", "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", "Hey, Arnold!", "Spaced", "Red Dwarf", "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey". MUISC: Fugazi, Captain Beefheart, Blur, Dog Faced Hermins, Radiohead, Thelonious Monk, Phish, Ministry, NIN, King Crimson, John Coltrane, Sun Ra, Pavement, Wilco, Bauhaus, Portishead, and a handful of bizarre-o composers like Alban Berg, Alan Hovhaness, John Adams, and Philip Glass. FOOD: I'll eat mostly anything, but I do enjoy kielbasa, sushi, and lighter fares dishes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*My heart, lungs, and other essential organs.
*Long-play discs
*Sleeping cats.
*Beer
* Long hikes in the mountains.
*Espresso.
*Good company.

That was seven. How much does this matter?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The word "the".
Circumstance v. order, narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Holden Caulfield.
Astronomy.
The French Laundry.
Fermentation.
Chair-making.
Fir trees.
Things with coconut in it
Sex.
Microflora/wild yeasts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Checking out the music scene.

Thinking it's Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I didn't own a television for the first ten years of my life.
You should message me if
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