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notatallclever

26 M Newbury, MA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:48am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I don't feel white. My mind races. I get easily distracted. I find pleasure in the small things. I cook, garden, write in a blog, and sell cookiez. Working on a degree in molecular gastronomy.

I like stuff. ESPECIALLY THINGS NOT EASILY EXPLAINED. BAM!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exploring caves, pulp novels, and lakes. Rawr. Getting my cut better than before.

Designing what my first tattoo will look like.

In bed, watching Netflix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Overindulging

Oversleeping and occasionally forgetting to have a bite to eat at least every five hours.

Also, I'm great at de-tuning guitars.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair gets cut a lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*My heart, lungs, and other essential organs.
*Long-play discs
*Sleeping cats.
*Beer
* Long hikes in the mountains.
*Espresso.
*Good company.

That was seven. How much does this matter?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The word "the".
Circumstance v. order, narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Holden Caulfield.
Astronomy.
The French Laundry.
Fermentation.
Chair-making.
Fir trees.
Things with coconut in i.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Checking out the music scene.

Thinking it's Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I didn't own a television for the first ten years of my life.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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