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notatooltoday

31 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:43am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew, Spanish, Ancient Greek

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know, I know, everyone says they hate filling these things out, but nonetheless we still fill them out. So yes, I, too hate talking about myself, but here I am, trying once again.

I'm one of those people that confuse you from the get-go. I like going out about town, but I'm introverted. I read things about parts of the world I'll probably never get to. I can stumble my way through two written languages that are not that very useful. A fairly happy person who oftentimes forgets that fact.

I've been told I write well; in fact, I can give speeches that appear lyrical. The sad thing is that inspiration has not hit lately, as you can see by simply reading this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just started a wonderful new job as a librarian and moved to Chicago in October 2011. I'm trying my best to make a new friends network and seeing what else will happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. Research. Figuring out new IT systems. Giving speeches. Paying attention to anyone who needs it (unless you're crazy and then, well, good luck).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm shy. Or I'm smart. Or I'm a smarmy bastard.

It's all about the mood.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a. Ivan Illyich, Things Fall Apart, Naguib Mahfouz' Cairo Trilogy (or anything else he wrote), Indecent Theology by Marcella Althaus-Reid, Oh, Pioneers!

b. Clue, Chocolat, Firefly/Serenity, The Warriors (original version), Heathers, Batman, Empire Records, Tank Girl, Blade Runner, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, others I can't think of right now

c. Atmosphere, Amy Ray, Brand New, Mike Gunther, Tom Waits, Fall Out Boy, Kaizers Orchestra, Pansy Division, Matchbook Romance, Motion City Soundtrack, Rocky Horror Punk Rock Show many more...

d. Ethiopian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, my laptop, my cell phone, my friends, my enemies, and my family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. Love. My life in ten years. Friends. Family. The usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading a book, seeing a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love the 1980s "Transformers" and "Rainbow Bright and the Star Stealer" movies.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you enjoy life.