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I'm short. I have freckles.
In the morning, I look like Woodstock - the Peanuts character, not
the muddy concert.
I'm fairly fit and I seek the same -ish. Or totally hot. I'll take
totally hot too. Y'know...if it drops in my lap.
I'm a native Texan - born in the city, moved to the sticks, and for
now I'm stuck in the 'burbs.
Road trips to nowhere, for no reason, are the best. I love the
summer and spend as much time around water as I can when it's hot
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it all up before somebody else gets it.
Burning candles. At both ends. Because I'm dangerous like
Telling bad jokes. Like this one: Photon walks into a hotel. Desk
clerk asks if he has any bags to check. Photon says, "Nope. I'm
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Holding my breath
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my laugh.
Or my new cellophane shirt. It's crackly.
My smile. It's usually visible.
On a really good day, that I smell like bacon. Or sausage. Because
I ate some.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The last really good book I read was probably 'Cryptonomicon' by
Neal Stephenson (sci-fi). I've read and enjoyed way too many books
to list here. (Now I'm reading Quicksilver - Neal Stephenson)
I like all kinds of music, and I listen to it all day - Spotify is
my friend. I love Kings of Leon, Mumford & Sons, Hozier, The
Black Keys, Chevelle, and -- even though I have to go to Youtube to
find it, most days lately I've had Tool playing in my ears all day
long at work. Can't get enough Tool. ;)
I don't have cable anymore - ditched it. I have now become a
Netflix junkie (just finished binge-watching Daredevil).I feel like
Netflix viewing history is like internet browsing history. Don't
ask, don't tell.
My two favorite movies are "It's A Wonderful Life" and "To Kill A
Mockingbird", but I enjoy a wide range of movies, like "Shine",
"Tropic Thunder", "Blazing Saddles", "Elf", "The Reader", "Life is
Beautiful", "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days", "The Ugly Truth", the
Food - I love to find good food in unexpected or out-of-the-way
places, and if I can make it part of a road trip, that's even
better. Late to the party, but I just discovered Velvet Taco. WOW.
Rusty Taco isn't bad for 'burb food. Also, Black Walnut Cafe is ..a
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stuff that smells good.
Coffee, cream and sugar.
That's more than six.
Also bacon. And sausage.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to get into trouble.
Trying to stay out of trouble.
Keeping my nose clean.
You should message me if
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you have tried not to but find that you just can't help
you don't own even one pair of shoes with tassels. I just have zero
tassel tolerance, sorry tassel shoes guys.
you realize that life could never, ever be complete without
PB&J - preferably with grape jam and eaten with Cheetos. And
maybe you know that the serving size for Cheetos is 21.
you share my aversion to wallpaper and curtains - especially if
either of them have flowers or velvet on them.
you miss having someone around to put their cold toes on you in
bed. (But you didn't interpret this as a first-date
AND - most importantly - if I bring you breakfast in bed, you will
just say thanks, and none of this 'how did you get in my house'
nonsense. Bunch of ungrateful wretches..
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