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49 Allen, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 39-52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:41pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 0" (1.52m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism and it’s important
Space camp
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm short. I have freckles.
In the morning, I look like Woodstock - the Peanuts character, not the muddy concert.
I'm fairly fit and I seek the same -ish. Or totally hot. I'll take totally hot too. Y'know.
...if it drops in my lap.

I'm a native Texan - born in the city, moved to the sticks, and for now I'm stuck in the 'burbs.

Road trips to nowhere, for no reason, are the best. I love the summer and spend as much time around water as I can when it's hot out.

But. I'm sure ready for fall - you know, that five minutes in Texas when it's below 100 and over 60 during the day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it all up before somebody else gets it.
Burning candles. At both ends. Because I'm dangerous like that.
Telling bad jokes. Like this one: Photon walks into a hotel. Desk clerk asks if he has any bags to check. Photon says, "Nope. I'm traveling light.".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Holding my breath
Making messes.
Uncomfortable silences
Comfortable silences.
Eating bacon.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my laugh.
Or my new cellophane shirt. It's crackly.
My smile. It's usually visible.
The top of my head - because short.
On a really good day, that I smell like bacon. Or sausage. Because I ate some.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The last really good book I read was probably 'Cryptonomicon' by Neal Stephenson (sci-fi). I've read and enjoyed way too many books to list here. (Now I'm reading Quicksilver - Neal Stephenson) I read most of Dickens, Nabakov, Henry Miller, Flaubert, Steinbeck and the rest of those guys in high school/college just like everyone else.

I like all kinds of music, and I listen to it all day - Spotify is my friend. I love Kings of Leon, Mumford & Sons, Hozier, Spoon, Dispatch, The Sundays, The Black Keys, Wolfmother, Stevie Wonder, Bill Withers, Dumpstaphunk, Queen, Chevelle, Delta Saints, Dirty Guvnahs, The Wood Brothers, and -- Tool. But this list is always changing and neverending.

I have now become a Netflix junkie. I feel like Netflix viewing history is like internet browsing history. Don't ask, don't tell. But I'm watching The Flash right now.

My two favorite movies are "It's A Wonderful Life" and "To Kill A Mockingbird", but I enjoy a wide range, like "Shine", "Tropic Thunder", "Blazing Saddles", "Elf", "The Reader", "Life is Beautiful", "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days", "The Ugly Truth", the Bourne series..."Crank", "Snatch"...the more I type the more I remember, so I will stop.

I love all kinds of food, but right now I'm on the keto diet so it's either Keto Chow or cave man food for me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stuff that smells good.
Coffee with heavy cream
My boots.
Extra dark chocolate
Chocolate Keto Chow
Sunny days.
Rainy days.
That's more than six.
Also bacon. And sausage.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All of the things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to get into trouble.
Trying to stay out of trouble.
Keeping my nose clean.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a serious side.

I also have a semi-serious coffee cup fetish. But it isnt weird.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have tried not to but find that you just can't help yourself.

you don't own even one pair of shoes with tassels. I just have zero tassel tolerance, sorry tassel shoes guys.

you share my aversion to wallpaper and curtains - especially if either of them have flowers or velvet on them.

you miss having someone around to put their cold toes on you in bed. (But you didn't interpret this as a first-date suggestion.)

AND - most importantly - if I bring you breakfast in bed, you will just say thanks, and none of this 'how did you get in my house' nonsense. Bunch of ungrateful wretches..