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notdizzy

48 McKinney, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 42–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm short. I have freckles.
In the morning, I look like Woodstock - the Peanuts character, not the muddy concert.
I'm fairly fit and I seek the same -ish. Or totally hot. I'll take totally hot too. Y'know...if it drops in my lap.

I'm a native Texan - born in the city, moved to the sticks, and for now I'm stuck in the 'burbs.

Road trips to nowhere, for no reason, are one of my favorite things. I love the summer and spend as much time around water as I can when it's hot out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it all up before somebody else gets it.
Burning candles. At both ends. Because I'm dangerous like that.
Telling bad jokes. Like this one: Photon walks into a hotel. Desk clerk asks if he has any bags to check. Photon says, "Nope. I'm traveling light.".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Holding my breath
Breathing
Making messes.
Uncomfortable silences
Comfortable silences.
Eating bacon.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my laugh.
Or my new cellophane shirt. It's crackly.
My smile. It's usually visible.
On a really good day, that I smell like bacon. Or sausage. Because I ate some.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The last really good book I read was probably 'Cryptonomicon' by Neal Stephenson (sci-fi). I've read and enjoyed way too many books to list here.

I like all kinds of music, and I listen to it all day - Spotify is my friend. I love Kings of Leon, Mumford & Sons, The Black Keys, JJ Grey & Mofro, North Mississippi Allstars,Susan Tedeschi, Derek Trucks Band, Lake Street Dive, Lyle Lovett, Gov't Mule, Chevelle, Puscifer, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Umphrey's McGee...Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, a little Miles, Cole Porter - and some country.

I don't have cable anymore - ditched it. I have now become a Netflix junkie (just finished binge-watching Daredevil).I feel like Netflix viewing history is like internet browsing history. Don't asj, don't tell.

My two favorite movies are "It's A Wonderful Life" and "To Kill A Mockingbird", but I enjoy a wide range of movies, like "Shine", "Tropic Thunder", "Blazing Saddles", "Elf", "The Reader", "Life is Beautiful", "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days", "The Ugly Truth", the Bourne series...

Food - I love to find good food in unexpected or out-of-the-way places, and if I can make it part of a road trip, that's even better. Late to the party, but I just discovered Velvet Taco. WOW.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stuff that smells good.
Coffee, cream and sugar.
My boots.
Music.
Creme brûlée
Chocolate milk.
Sunny days.
Rainy days.
That's more than six.
Also bacon. And sausage.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All of the things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to get into trouble.
Trying to stay out of trouble.
Keeping my nose clean.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a serious side.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have tried not to but find that you just can't help yourself.

you don't own even one pair of shoes with tassels. I just have zero tassel tolerance, sorry tassel shoes guys.

you realize that life could never, ever be complete without PB&J - preferably with grape jam and eaten with Cheetos. And maybe you know that the serving size for Cheetos is 21.

you share my aversion to wallpaper and curtains - especially if either of them have flowers or velvet on them.

you miss having someone around to put their cold toes on you in bed. (But you didn't interpret this as a first-date suggestion.)

AND - most importantly - if I bring you breakfast in bed, you will just say thanks, and none of this 'how did you get in my house' nonsense.