notdrunkatall4u
25 Hobart, Australia
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My self-summary
I’m an empty essay...
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get the rats out of my toilet.
I’m really good at
Fixing faucets.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I'm not a rapist.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tentacles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lonely; drinking in my underpants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I took a time lapse video of my own genitals and dubbed "It's A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong over the top.
You should message me if
You're susceptible to credit card fraud.

On second thought, don't message me. I'll just depress you.
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