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29 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:44am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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If Brad Neely and Spalding Gray had a skeptical love child, who was then abandoned and adopted by a Woody Allen/Bette Midler power couple.

Supposedly: INTP

Condensed Version: indulgently pessimistic.

Quickstart guide:
Doesn't like professional sports. Organized religion. Consumerism. Will not bless you when you sneeze.

I would like to meet you for a drink, but mostly conversation, and the opportunity to embarrass myself.
What I’m doing with my life
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Imagine a poster that depicts the developmental stages of a leopard frog. Now yawn. Not out of boredom, but with pleasant self-satisfaction.

That's pretty accurate.

By day, I work in development for an education non-profit. I'm a do gooder, who doesn't often think of it that way. Because capitalism. By night, I sometimes do free lance copywriting. I'm trying to enjoy it while it lasts.

I like taking other humans seriously. So I'm probably old fashioned in my concepts of respect, manners, and common decency. I put others before me as much as I can. It is often a mistake, and very often a mistake in Philly. You lovely animals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Elaborating on the obvious.

Long looking

attempting kindness and arriving at creepy and/or pitiable.

Getting kicked out of the establishments I enjoy.

Failing to hold back or significantly rephrase statements like, "the worst thing about what you just said was that I had to listen to it," on first dates.

Not kissing you on a first date.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smiles with eyebrows. Otherwise innocuous.

My radiant beard or hourglass figure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love film (briefly enrolled in school for film prod.) especially Documentary (Errol Morris, Chris Smith, Maysles bros, Ross McElwee)

Books: Poetry (T. R. Hummer, Norman Dubie, Wayne Dodd, David Swerdlow, Theodore Roethke, Anne Sexton, Steve Scafidi)

Holy Throat Music:

Music: Madonna's early work. Anything from Constellation Records out of Montreal. After many years as a snob/aesthete, I'm easing up. Please help me better "understand" hip-hop and or rap.

Fiction (Faulkner, Joyce, Hesse, Herbert)

Beers, all kinds, or everything/anything neat. Altho, I no longer consider Vodka a beverage, it is a convenient intoxicant.

I eat food. I do try to avoid animal flesh because I take great pleasure ingesting the worst kinds. I do not eat pigs. That decision is based primarily in aesthetics. Hog flesh looks human, and so is reprehensible in all the right ways. Raw fish is probably on the top of my list. Anything between brioche too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dumb wonder
Prolonged and deliberate eye contact
Women. (Not quite in the sense of the Bukowski novel, but with a similar undaunted reverence for your company)
The oblivion of hugging
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking is so dangerous.

I can no longer say
looking into one human
face what a person is

Hands. Light.

Eventually making small people for to help me in the fields. Writing an elaborate fantasy novel in which said small persons are the protagonists. Reading it to them bit by bit, in order to help them better interrogate their tiny lives, whilst also impressing upon them the power of dumb wonder at the center of everything, which is not god, but the same embarrasment that in the right context follows a sneeze, and which, on a cosmic scale, is nothing at all unless it is fondled by the mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
very aware of my age.

& looking for my Cyndi Lauper life partner.
You should message me if
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This is a good place to let you know that I am sorry for failing to respond to your last message, and in the midst of a probably pretty decent human exchange. I just don't have the energy to carry on like that very long. Id rather we meet so we can dismiss each other in earnest. Or not.

I'll probably request a brief phone call prior to meeting. One learns much from the sound of a voice.

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