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29 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:56am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I mostly have questions.

Masters Degree in English. Still cannot punctuate.

Does not know difference between left and right.

Condensed Version: indulgently pessimistic.

Quickstart guide:
Doesn't like professional sports. Organized religion. Consumerism. Will not bless you when you sneeze.

Does like long bike rides, ethyl alcohol, musty paperbacks, the idiosyncratic way you pronounce certain words, say "sill" in window sill, or Descartes, etc. etc. Generally curious about your concept of language.

Will request high fives, and/or quiet time.

I would like to meet you for a drink, but mostly conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Imagine a poster that depicts the developmental stages of a leopard frog. Now yawn. Not out of boredom, but pleasant self-satisfaction.

That's pretty accurate.

By day, I work in development for an education non-profit. I'm a do gooder, who doesn't often think of it that way. By night, I sometimes do free lance copy writing. And I'm a total hack. I'm trying to enjoy it all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Elaborating on the obvious.

Long looking

attempting kindness and arriving at creepy and/or pitiable.

Getting kicked out of the establishments I enjoy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like humans, but it probably doesn't seem that way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Heavy Rotation: The Proclaimers boxed set.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dumb wonder
Contexts in which kindness/sincerity might briefly take shape
Eye contact
The oblivion of hugging
My dream of a Universal Moritorium on Sarcasm and Blithe  Individualism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking is so dangerous.

I can no longer say
looking into one human
face what a person is

Hands. Light.

Shit I just said. Damn, really?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mick Jagger's Rainbow Suspenders.

Crafty beer, shitty beer, laughing with housemate over what the neighbors are yelling from their stoop. Yelling from my Stoop.
You should message me if
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God Damn it, you've got to be kind. I forget some times.