Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I Enjoy the big city atmosphere of America's most congested small
Presently a writer for all the capitalists.
Many unpopular opinions. For example: happiness, success, love,
fame, etc, appear with less frequency than some near earth
asteroids. Pessimism doesn't mean you're smarter, just that you
find less satisfaction in polite inaccuracy. Your dog is bad for
Some variation on the demisexual, but not really.
Looking for substance, and a general dissatisfaction with dog
ownership, car ownership and career ownership. Ownership.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Should never include: that Shawshank Redemption one, Eternal
Sunshine of the bla bla bla. Any other sugar-free candy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Prolonged and deliberate eye contact
Women. (Not quite in the sense of the Bukowski novel, but with a
similar undaunted reverence for your company)
The oblivion of hugging
Music, loud and all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who are you looking for?
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