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notmyface

31 M New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a dedicated underachiever. I think that logic and planning are overrated. I detest working 9-5. I'm suspiscious of people that actually liked high school. I say things just to amuse myself. I like to dance and I don't care if I suck at it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Who the hell knows. I'd feel more comfortable waiting 50 or so years and then answering the "what did I do with my life" question.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things? Stuff?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the guy that orders a soda at the bar. I'm a bit condescending and unintentionally rude. I'm late always. My wardrobe primarily consists of post-punk t-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: cat's cradle, all other vonnegut books, flicker, heart of darkness, stuff by nietzsche

movies: 12 monkeys, donnie darko, robocop, pi, the road warrior, the texas chainsaw massacre (the original), punch drunk love, district 9, inception, waking life, spaghetti westerns, midnight movies. I also go see 2 or 3 movies a week, sometimes more.

music: indie, electro, underground hiphop, etc.

food: my diet is terrible. let's not talk about this one. and guess what! I can't eat wheat anymore! Yay gluten!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
something to read
the hour or so each day that I spend staring at the ceiling
music
my red pumas (actually they're now red sauconys)
thing number five
caffeine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of random things at the same time. Also how to answer these questions without coming off as a shallow asshole.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. At a bar or something. Or the library. Just kidding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a foosball juggernaut.
You should message me if
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You enjoy fanciful conversations about nothing whatsoever. Or if you know what an activity partner is.