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notquiteinabox

27 M Perth, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know, I'm not really sure. I think I broadly fit the awkward genius archetype, provided you're happy to forget the whole "genius" bit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm hunting for a reason to hunt. I don't suppose you've seen one around here, or anywhere, perchance?

In my unfree time I teach, and I love teaching. But I also administer, and quantify, and report, and do whatever else Romans do when employed in modern universities, and I'm not even Roman. In short, I sometimes feel that my job gets in the way of my doing my job, and so sometimes I think of running away, south, to Mexico, to break horses for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Neat, self-contained challenges where the rules of reality don't apply; like videogames and university degrees.

I am fundamentally lazy. As it happens, thinking of ways to avoid hard work takes a lot of hard work.

I have a good mind for solving problems, and I love to create things, though most of my skills could broadly be considered useless when it comes to real life - I play a few instruments, draw, design and program videogames, and do various other multimedia things. I cannot cook or drive - though I'm pretty decent at MacGyvering broken things around the house, for what it's worth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told my eyes are rather striking... so I'll run with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The intelligent ones, the fun ones, the difficult ones, the British ones, and those which are full-flavor.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hope. More specifically; the hope that arbitrary lists of superficial nonsense will one day cease to exist.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
42, and all those other overused-but-distinctly-relevant quips.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up way past any sort of reasonable bedtime (perhaps my favourite hobby).

Hanging out with friends, possibly checking out bars in the city - where I flip wildly between feeling like I'm a part of something and feeling like I'm just in some messy room with bright lights and crazy people. Not that there's anything wrong with crazy people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Whenever somebody describes themselves as a ‘happy’ or ‘upbeat’ person, I secretly hope that something bad happens to them. Not really bad… but, you know, ‘bad enough’.

I am a little cynical, a little dysthymic, but the frustration I feel with the world gives weight and meaning to the things I like. Despite a dark sense of humor and occasional negativity, I'm still kind to the people around me - and fiercely loyal to the people I love.
You should message me if
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... you want a break from the usual - which, if you've gotten this far, certainly seems to be the case.