Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know, I'm not really sure. I think I broadly fit the awkward
genius archetype, provided you're happy to forget the whole
I'm just pissing in the wind. It's not what I set out to do, but
this place is so full of hot air that the gusts are altogether
unavoidable, and a man’s got to piss somewhere, or so they say, so
I piss here, now, for you.
I am the king of salesmen. Before anyone jumps down my throat about
it, I'm not being sexist; saleswomen just have a different
king. You may think it odd for there to be a woman king, but a
meta-analysis of market research showed a statistically significant
increase in the amount of "resonance" that this particular
patriarchal title had with target demographics, so that's what they
rolled with. They are salespeople, after all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm hunting for a reason to hunt. I don't suppose you've seen one
around here, or anywhere, perchance?
In my unfree time I teach, and I love teaching. But I also
administer, and quantify, and report, and do whatever else Romans
do when employed in modern universities, and I'm not even Roman. In
short, I sometimes feel that my job gets in the way of my doing my
job, and so sometimes I think of running away, south, to
Mexico, to break horses for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Neat, self-contained challenges where the rules of reality don't
apply; like videogames and university
I am fundamentally lazy. As it happens, thinking of ways to avoid
hard work takes a lot of hard work.
I have a good mind for solving problems, and I love to create
things, though most of my skills could broadly be considered
useless when it comes to real life - I play a few instruments,
draw, design and program videogames, and do various other
multimedia things. I cannot cook or drive - though I'm pretty
decent at MacGyvering broken things around the house, for what it's
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told my eyes are rather striking... so I'll run with
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The intelligent ones, the fun ones, the difficult ones, the British
ones, and those which are full-flavor.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hope. More specifically; the hope that arbitrary lists of
superficial nonsense will one day cease to exist.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
42, and all those other overused-but-distinctly-relevant quips.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up way past any sort of reasonable bedtime (perhaps my
Hanging out with friends, possibly checking out bars in the city -
where I flip wildly between feeling like I'm a part of something
and feeling like I'm just in some messy room with bright lights and
crazy people. Not that there's anything wrong with crazy people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Whenever somebody describes themselves as a ‘happy’ or ‘upbeat’
person, I secretly hope that something bad happens to them. Not
really bad… but, you know, ‘bad enough’.
I am a little cynical, a little dysthymic, but the frustration I
feel with the world gives weight and meaning to the things I like.
Despite a dark sense of humor and occasional negativity, I'm still
kind to the people around me - and fiercely loyal to the people I
You should message me if
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... you want a break from the usual - which, if you've gotten this
far, certainly seems to be the case.
She said only one or two people would likely appreciate the
mathematical wordplay. I said "odds are... not even."
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