I'm just pissing in the wind. It's not what I set out to do, but this place is so full of hot air that the gusts are altogether unavoidable, and a man’s got to piss somewhere, or so they say, so I piss here, now, for you.
I am the king of salesmen. Before anyone jumps down my throat about it, I'm not being sexist; saleswomen just have a different king. You may think it odd for there to be a woman king, but a meta-analysis of market research showed a statistically significant increase in the amount of "resonance" that this particular patriarchal title had with target demographics, so that's what they rolled with. They are salespeople, after all.