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28 • Perth, Australia • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 8:36am
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and very serious about it
- Graduated from university
- Strictly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids
- English, C++
I'm just pissing in the wind. It's not what I set out to do, but this place is so full of hot air that the gusts are altogether unavoidable, and a man’s got to piss somewhere, or so they say, so I piss here, now, for you.
I am the king of salesmen. Before anyone jumps down my throat about it, I'm not being sexist; saleswomen just have a different king. You may think it odd for there to be a woman king, but a meta-analysis of market research showed a statistically significant increase in the amount of "resonance" that this particular patriarchal title had with target demographics, so that's what they rolled with. They are salespeople, after all.
In my unfree time I teach, and I love teaching. But I also administer, and quantify, and report, and do whatever else Romans do when employed in modern universities, and I'm not even Roman. In short, I sometimes feel that my job gets in the way of my doing my job, and so sometimes I think of running away, south, to Mexico, to break horses for a living.
I am fundamentally lazy. As it happens, thinking of ways to avoid hard work takes a lot of hard work.
I have a good mind for solving problems, and I love to create things, though most of my skills could broadly be considered useless when it comes to real life - I play a few instruments, draw, design and program videogames, and do various other multimedia things. I cannot cook or drive - though I'm pretty decent at MacGyvering broken things around the house, for what it's worth.
Hanging out with friends, possibly checking out bars in the city - where I flip wildly between feeling like I'm a part of something and feeling like I'm just in some messy room with bright lights and crazy people. Not that there's anything wrong with crazy people.
I am a little cynical, a little dysthymic, but the frustration I feel with the world gives weight and meaning to the things I like. Despite a dark sense of humor and occasional negativity, I'm still kind to the people around me - and fiercely loyal to the people I love.
She said only one or two people would likely appreciate the mathematical wordplay. I said "odds are... not even."
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