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40 Wilkes-Barre, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Other and it’s important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I perform stand-up comedy, plus sketch comedy, alternative performances and some poetry at several open mic shows. I also create videos which are on my Youtube channel.

I live alone. I'm a mostly-solitary practitioner of Wicca, and a member of the Libertarian party. I like going out dressed in outlandish outfits.

I'm intellectually optimistic, but with a predisposition to being melancholy. I try not to show by dark side too often.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working part-time as a cameraman for WVIA. I'm looking for something full-time in media.
I’m really good at
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Being strange. My most obvious talents are writing and performing comedy, and shooting and editing video.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Labyrinth, The Craft, Pan's Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Crow, The Princess Bride, Clash of the Titans, Practical Magic. Anything by Mel Brooks, Tim Burton.

Inkubus Sukkubus, Weird Al Yankovic, 80s music.

I eat mostly microwave dinners, fast food, and vending machine sandwiches. I probably eat way too much chocolate. I absolutely hate seafood.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, American Gods. I haven't read any of Terry Pratchett's books, but I love the adaptations of his work.

Doctor Who, South Park, Twilight Zone, Monty Python, Charmed, Star Trek, Firefly, Sherlock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beyond the basic necessities, I'm pretty adaptable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, religion, economics, future technology, self-psycho-analysis.... and sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not at home, then I'm at a comedy show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm nervous, depressed, neurotic, and constantly repressing an all-consuming rage against civilization... but who isn't these days?
You should message me if
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you're looking for a date with potential for long-term. If you enjoy comedy-music-poetry shows. If you like going on ghost-hunts. If you can teach me something new. Or if you just want to collaborate on a movie or other project, that's good too.