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38 M Wilkes-Barre, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've decided that my profile was WAY too long, so I've cut out the nonessentials and written a shorter version:

Amateur stand-up comedian (but taking a hiatus at the moment). Libertarian (but often non-voting). Wiccan (but often non-practicing).

That is all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently in the process of moving from Elysburg to Wilkes-Barre.

I work night shift in a warehouse at the moment, but I'm looking for work in media or entertainment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Comedy, and also (not to sound arrogant) pretty much anything I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm weird. (No, I don't mean in that "you're such a self-actualized individual" sense of the word. I mean "is someone watching you and making sure you're properly medicated?" sort of weird.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Labyrinth, The Craft, Pan's Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Crow, The Princess Bride, Clash of the Titans, Practical Magic. Anything by Mel Brooks, Tim Burton.

Inkubus Sukkubus, Weird Al Yankovic, 80s music. I just recently started listening to a lot of Nightwish.

Meat. Sweets. Yeah, I'm NOT what you would call a healthy eater.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, American Gods. I haven't read any of Terry Pratchett's books, but I love the adaptations of his work.

Doctor Who, South Park, Twilight Zone, Monty Python, Charmed, Star Trek, Firefly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't think there's anything that I couldn't adjust to being without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stupid shit. I have a habit of interpreting insignificant things as a microcosm of some existential truths.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. (It would be nice to get back on day shift so I can have my evenings free again.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've suffered from psychological breakdowns before. I seem to have it under control these days, but be prepared for the possibility that I might suddenly fall into a deep depression, overwhelming anxiety, or unreasonable hostility. (I generally snap out of it pretty quickly.)
You should message me if
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There's no "if." You should message me. (I'm not going to message you, because there's no point. Women (I'm told) get such an insanely high volume of messages, that there's no way that mine is going to stand out.)