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notreal314

34 / M / straight / Single

Plymouth, Pennsylvania

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
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Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and very serious about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Sign_Language (Poorly)

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I am funny, weird, and spaced-out.

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My Self-Summary

I'm an aspiring stand-up comedian. My style is somewhere along the lines of George Carlin and Lenny Bruce.

I also write occasionally. I'm a solitary Wiccan, and a die-hard Libertarian. (I campagined for Ron Paul in '08.)

I have a distinctive style. It's sort of a mish-mash of punk, hippie, goth, metrosexual, renaissance and pirate, but in a subtle sort of way.

http://www.myspace.com/shawnravenfire
http://www.facebook.com/shawnravenfire
http://www.youtube.com/shawnravenfire
http://www.twitter.com/shawnravenfire

What I’m doing with my life

I moved to the Wilkes-Barre area about two years ago. I'm doing temp work, which keeps my schedule pretty unpredictable. And I'm a regular at comedy open-mic nights. (Especially Thursday nights at Bar in Plains, PA.)

Because my work schedule is constantly changing, I've fallen into some very irregular sleep patterns. I have a bed, but I'm almost never in it. Instead, I'm usually taking several very short naps in front of the computer, or sitting around in the living room.

I’m really good at

I tell stories and jokes well. I can see through bullshit from a mile away. And I'm pretty unbeatable at most board games.

The first things people usually notice about me

Well, my hair is pretty long, and I'm usually wearing something out of the ordinary. A lot of people mistake me for a musician.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I watch mostly comedy and action movies, and documentaries on history and science. My favorite directors are Mel Brooks and Tim Burton. I listen mostly to metal and classic rock, but occasionally some hippie folk rock. Inkubus Sukkubus is my all-time favorite band. I love a steak, and I am addicted to chocolate. I don't read as often as I'd like to, but my favorites would have to be Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and American Gods. I love watching Youtube videos. I used to be a sit-com buff, but today, I consider television dead.

The six things I could never do without

1. Money - That is vital for all of the basic necessities.
2. A stage, a microphone and a crowd.
3. Internet access.
4. New experiences.
5. Clarity of thought.
6. And most important of all: Freedom.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Philosophy, politics, what you call the little things on the ends of shoelaces, why there is blue raspberry candy, but no blue raspberries, exactly how much is a "shitload," why they keep pushing the metric system on American kids, even though all the signs and labels in the U.S. are displayed in the English system, who came up with the idea that Pez is the only candy that should be eaten out of some famous person's neck... Basically everything.

On a typical Friday night I am

At home, or at work, or maybe out at a nightclub. I love dancing, even though I probably look like an idiot. :-p

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I love porn, but I don't believe in paying for it. But it's all good, since the amateur stuff is WAY better than any of that professional crap. (Seriously, I can't believe there's still even a market for that silicone-filled, bad-acting, pizza-guy bullshit.)

You should message me if

I don't know. Why don't you message me, and then YOU tell ME why you're messaging me. :-)

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