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ShawnRavenfire

38 M Wilkes-Barre, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've decided that my profile was WAY too long, so I've cut out the nonessentials and written a shorter version:

Amateur stand-up comedian (but taking a hiatus at the moment). Libertarian (but often non-voting). Wiccan (but often non-practicing).

That is all.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently in the process of moving from Elysburg to Wilkes-Barre.

I work night shift in a warehouse at the moment, but I'm looking for work in media or entertainment.
I’m really good at
Comedy, and also (not to sound arrogant) pretty much anything I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm weird. (No, I don't mean in that "you're such a self-actualized individual" sense of the word. I mean "is someone watching you and making sure you're properly medicated?" sort of weird.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES:
Labyrinth, The Craft, Pan's Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Crow, The Princess Bride, Clash of the Titans, Practical Magic. Anything by Mel Brooks, Tim Burton.

MUSIC:
Inkubus Sukkubus, Weird Al Yankovic, 80s music. I just recently started listening to a lot of Nightwish.

FOOD:
Meat. Sweets. Yeah, I'm NOT what you would call a healthy eater.

BOOKS:
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, American Gods. I haven't read any of Terry Pratchett's books, but I love the adaptations of his work.

TELEVISION:
Doctor Who, South Park, Twilight Zone, Monty Python, Charmed, Star Trek, Firefly.
The six things I could never do without
I don't think there's anything that I couldn't adjust to being without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stupid shit. I have a habit of interpreting insignificant things as a microcosm of some existential truths.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. (It would be nice to get back on day shift so I can have my evenings free again.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've suffered from psychological breakdowns before. I seem to have it under control these days, but be prepared for the possibility that I might suddenly fall into a deep depression, overwhelming anxiety, or unreasonable hostility. (I generally snap out of it pretty quickly.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
There's no "if." You should message me. (I'm not going to message you, because there's no point. Women (I'm told) get such an insanely high volume of messages, that there's no way that mine is going to stand out.)