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39 Wilkes-Barre, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:43am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've decided that my profile was WAY too long, so I've cut out the nonessentials and written a shorter version:

Stand-up comedian. Libertarian. Wiccan.

That is all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in a warehouse at the moment, but I'm looking for work in media or entertainment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't know if there's anything I'm "really good" at, so let's just say this. I suck at sports and music. Everything else, I'm sort of passable at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hat?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Labyrinth, The Craft, Pan's Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Crow, The Princess Bride, Clash of the Titans, Practical Magic. Anything by Mel Brooks, Tim Burton.

Inkubus Sukkubus, Weird Al Yankovic, 80s music. I just recently started listening to a lot of Nightwish.

Meat. Sweets. Yeah, I'm NOT what you would call a healthy eater.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, American Gods. I haven't read any of Terry Pratchett's books, but I love the adaptations of his work.

Doctor Who, South Park, Twilight Zone, Monty Python, Charmed, Star Trek, Firefly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't think there's anything that I couldn't adjust to being without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stupid shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Considering I work weekends, I'll interpret this question as if it were a different night of the week. Either at a comedy open mic or at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm nervous, depressed, neurotic, and constantly repressing an all-consuming rage against civilization... but who isn't these days?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
There's no "if." You should message me.

I will not message you first, because there's no point. Think about it. Me sending a message to women who get a billion messages a day that say nothing but "hi?" That's like writing a carefully-crafted letter and hiding it underneath a giant pile of restaurant flyers. Even if I write something brilliant (which I probably wouldn't, because I never know what to say anyway), you'll never find it. I, on the other hand, get NO messages, so yours will definitely stand out.