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notreallyironic

27 M Berkeley, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 14, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I write, I cook, I read, and I watch. I like to drink and talk about anything and everything. I don't want to be bored and I don't want to be serious. I want the best of everything and I usually know where to find it.
Also, scotch whiskey.

I won't post any photo of me "being active" or flexing. Any photo of me with my friends--you will just have to take the chance that I'm not insane. Any shots of me at odd angles.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide. Moving stuff from one place to the next.

I am employed at a private school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Artisan pencil sharpening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do not look like Mitch Mcconnell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Seinfeld, Star Wars, the Godfather, the Venture bros, Lost, Die Hard, Casablanca, Downton Abbey, Arrested Development, Adventure Time, Real Time with Bill Maher, Colbert Report, house of cards, Brave New World, Fargo, Casino, Walk Hard, Gore Vidal, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 72, Main Street, Game of Thrones, Rocky, House of Cards, Slaughterhouse 5, Dumb and Dumber, Annie Hall, Cabin in the Woods, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Mad Men, Funny People, Jaws, Pixar Movies, Matt Tiabi, The Great Gatsby, Game Change, Women, Mad men, New York Times.

Food: all of it.
Italian, Japanese, French, Chinese, Vietnamese, BBQ, Sea food, Mexican, and ice cream. Soul, Mediterranean, coffee, cocktails beer and wine.

Music: Led zeppelin, Queen, Elvis Costello, Van Morrison, The Clash, The Stooges, Black Sabbath, Beach Boys, Alabama Shakes, The Strokes, Miles Davis, Van Morrison, Gorillas, Lou Reed, The Beastie Boys, the kinks, Ottis Redding, the Rolling Stones.

They grouped all the Important stuff in one question.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet/ Internet
Clean socks.
Food.
Adjectives.
Alcohol/ caffeine/ other
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It's not what you're like it's what you like.
The narwhal bacons at midnight. Why do all the good die young.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting my own place has been disaster out to my social life, but in the other hand my burgeoning DIY life is thriving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I don't always make a compete stop.
The star spangled banner is kind of annoying.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna get a drink, or coffee, if you have a good story to share, or if you want me to make you laugh, or cook you breakfast.