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notrealwords

25 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
PA native, formerly from the Steel City, most recently resided in the Birthplace of America before moving to Chicago (Steelers Super Bowl victory riots are the best and it's actually not always sunny in Philadelphia, in fact it's usually quite cloudy except in the summer.)

Egalitarian, devout atheist, travel addict, cat enthusiast, probably some kind of socialist, unskilled musician, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist...those last few might be Tony Stark.

Traveling is very important to me. I try to take one big trip every year, if I can afford it. I've only missed two years since 2007. (2006 if you count Disney World) However, I think in 2014 in place of one big trip, I will be taking a bunch of small trips instead. Here's the first three:
NYC 6/7-6/8, Toronto 6/14-6/15 and DC 6/21-6/22.

Most of my free time these days is spent reading books, writing music and maybe playing a few video games.

I am vehemently against the Oxford comma.

Full disclosure: I'm not really looking for a hookup and I'm definitely not looking for someone to start a family with/long-term relationship. I'm looking for a Chicago native or long-time resident to be friends with/my guide to this city/musical collaborator/drinking buddy/travel companion/co-adventurer, etc.
What I’m doing with my life
Reading one book per week (at least trying to)
Hanging out with my cat, Marshmallow (AKA Fartsmello, AKA Dr. Schmomo)
Traveling whenever I can.
Trying to go on adventures.
Writing about future governments and societies.
Reinventing heavy metal.
Hoping that moving means I never again have to hear the word "water" pronounced incorrectly.
I’m really good at
Knowing useless facts. I've never lost a game of Trivial Pursuit.
Pokemon.
Keeping New Year's resolutions apparently. I never did them before this year, but I made two and I'm about halfway done both of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
Beard.

My general "leave me alone" appearance. (I probably don't want you to leave me alone, but I look like I do)

Also, I'm usually covered in cat hair and scratches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - A Song of Ice and Fire (especially A Storm of Swords), Dune, The Man in the High Castle, I am Legend, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Stranger in a Strange Land, Good Omens, American Gods, The Left Hand of Darkness, John Dies at the End, This Book is Full of Spiders, Cosmos
Currently reading - Contact

Movies - Toy Story, Terminator 2, Back to the Future, Children of Men, Episode V, Casino Royale, Shaun of the Dead

Shows - True Detective, Sherlock, Lost, Community, Dexter, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Spaced, Firefly, Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, Malcolm in the Middle, Breaking Bad, Arrow, House of Cards, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret.
Currently watching - Eastbound and Down

Music - Coheed and Cambria, The Dear Hunter, Bosnian Rainbows, A Wilhelm Scream, Between the Buried and Me, Iron Maiden, Bad Religion, Childish Gambino, Black Star, 3, Every Time I Die, The Fall of Troy, Jimmy Eat World, Lucero, Poison the Well, At the Drive-In, Sparta, Scale the Summit, Break of Reality, Antemasque, Le Butcherettes, Atoms for Peace
Currently listening to - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvm9-poB4bs

Food - Doritos Locos Tacos, Chinese, Mexican, Cheeseburgers, Pizza (despite being lactose-intolerant and getting sick every time) Waffles, Pretzels, Onion Rings, Buffalo Garlic Wings
The six things I could never do without
There's not really much I could never do without. I suppose I should make a list anyway:

1. Electricity
2. Belgian(-style) Wheat Ales
3. Adventure
4. Music
5. Doritos Locos Tacos
6. Alone Time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Moving. A lot. Often. Now that I've finally escaped PA, I'm thinking of just moving to a new city around the country every year or so. If I can afford it, of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out at a bar, maybe, but this is getting less and less true.
Probably at home with a beer and a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have trouble talking to people unless they say something to me first. I don't initiate conversation ever. It makes it difficult for me to make friends.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me and tell me about cool stuff to do in Chicago!

You want to take me to a good bar trivia, we'll do pretty well, I think.

Hopping on a bus at least once a month to a city you've never been to before sounds appealing.

You want to start a band. Like some kind of weird music. Or normal music. Whatever.

You have good jokes. I don't have a whole lot, but I'll start with this one:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ! Let me in already!

Don't message me if you're an anti-vaxxer.