Hello ladies! I'm Ben with a big B. Get it? notsobigben...anyway, I've moved back to Sarasota about six months ago and started the old college up. So I mostly spend my time with that jazz. I want to make the big bucks someday, I'll probably end up going to law, or investment banking. Maybe own a couple businesses if I can.
I love women, and I hate them at the same time. Its the duality of life! Currently I find myself wanting someone to spend time with. I keep dating pretty old school, so I might be kind of boring. I also have a really hard time taking conversations on the interweb seriously, so you might have to reign me in. It's really taking a lot of focus to keep this "about me" section on point..I like pie...see! There I go..I'm not picky about age, and I don't mind kids. I'm a gentlemen in the streets, and kinky mofo in the sheets, so I usually prefer blondes. It's not a deal breaker though. Points if you got the Gentlemen Prefer Blondes reference though, its an old Marilyn Monroe movie, if you didn't.
Here's some actual female profiles I've found ridiculous:
"I'm tired of the casual thing. I'm ready to finally find that one guy that I want to be with and eventually get married one day. Not right away, but soon. All I want is to be happy and to make my man happy. I am a very independent woman and I like to work. I'm not the stay at home kinda girl however I do like to just relax at home from time to time. I'm not a party girl but I do like to go out on the weekends sometimes. I do like to have a few drinks when I do go out but I'm not a heavy drinker. And I don't want a guy that's gonna puke on me lol."
I.E. the typical super boring profile that I see a hundred times a day, and that's contradictory and makes no sense. I guess mine sucks too though.
"I am mainly looking for friends right now. Should that friendship grow into something more excellent, but I am ok with making new friends too."
I.E. I'm either a giant slut and just want to mow down dudes, and get them to buy me stuff...or equally worse..I'm such a raging loser that I have to get online to make friends.