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27 Sarasota, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:06pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Not at all
Working on space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Slovak (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Aspiring military vet seeks lovely lady, for good times and good laughs. That almost sounds too cliche...

Hello ladies! I'm Ben with a big B. Get it? notsobigben...anyway, I'm working on nursing degree and then I want to go to law school after that. So I mostly spend my time with all that jazz. I want to make the big bucks someday. Maybe own a couple businesses if I can.

i'm pretty selective and it's fairly difficult to find someone I'm interested in. Hence the being on here. I have a twisted sense of humor, so you'll either find me highly offensive, or hilarious. I keep dating pretty old fashioned. I'm not picky about age, and I don't mind kids, and believe it or not I will put in an honest effort to get to know you. I'm a gentlemen in the streets, and kinky mofo in the sheets, so I usually prefer blondes. It's not a deal breaker though. Points if you got the Gentlemen Prefer Blondes reference though, its an old Marilyn Monroe movie, if you didn't.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i have some traveling to do. I'm also a full time student, probably going for law.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Starting random conversations and movie quoting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes i guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tom clancy books.

South park, 24, mad men, nat geo, discovery, history/h2

Country, rock, alternative, classical, 80s pop.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air? Food? Shelter? Gravity.

My playstation, the moments with people that matter most.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I'm going to end up alone with lots of pandas. Which in hindsight doesn't sound bad at all!...that and world domination...

also, i spend a rather large amount of time in my head. designing things, thinking of plot lines for comic books, contemplating reality and trying to find the truth of things. Also, why it seems that no matter what city I move to, my best matches are always 50+ miles away. Curse you RNG!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing homework, or playing the shit out of star wars, and or a marvel/dc related game..thats right i'm a nerd.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sure you want to know? I'll keep this one PG.

When i take a shower, I usally turn on George Strait and sing along like I'm in concert.

Also...I'm into bdsm

I hate when someone has "it wouldn't be private if I told you" here, kidding. Or something similar to that effect, the point is to divulge the most private thing you're WILLING to admit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not going to waste our time, you're witty, kind, and cute. You don't have some unrealistic expectation for this, i know we all had that moment where we asked ourselves if its really come to this? The interweb? Well it has...please don't expect some whirlwind fantasy date.

I'm really not looking for friends, i have some, they may all have got degrees and moved on, and are probably living the high life in Nebraska or something. Nebraska is a fancy place right? Yeah, it's a fly over state...Jason Aldean said those are the coolest, so it must be true. Must be. Point being...I have some.

Or if you agree that aeva12 has farty pants.