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notsuperclever

40 M Cincinnati, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I run a nonprofit environmental education organization. It runs me. I get to be surrounded by amazing people and have a nature preserve just outside my door. I do OK.

I love my kids, and my friends and my animals fiercely.

Speaking of animals...I have a worm bin in my kitchen and those worms are the shit (as the kids say, see below). I just throw my garbage in there and they eat it up. Nothing escapes their hungry maws

I try to fill my life with passion, compassion, art, nature, people, community, humor, fitness and adventure and stories... I love the shit out of stories.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a house with a huge backyard that I am rehabbing. My ultimate goal would be to make it into a cool urban homestead, with gardens and goats and bees and chickens (check) and oxen.

Lately, I like to say phrases of the modern age, and then end them with "as the kids say". As in, "your profile is baller..... as the kids say". I'm pretty sure that I use them wrong.

I have an irrational love for hummus. But I guess that's how all of love is, irrational.
I’m really good at
I can identify trees and plants and bird calls and animal tracks and constellations.

Being funny (this profile notwithstanding). That said, I only know like 6 jokes, and 4 of them are about hipsters.

For fairness sake's I'm not good at brevity, details, small talk, playing it cool.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't think Seinfeld is funny. There I said it.
The six things I could never do without
M'eh, I'll make my own list instead. This is my list of underrated animals. Feel free to make your case for or against something. Show your work, this is a pretty solid list.

1. Great White Sharks (duh)
2. Cuttlefish (and other cephelapods)
3. Oxen (I would have an ox for a pet, I think)
4. Chickens
5. Pileated Woodpeckers
6. Red-Backed Salamanders

For the record, the most overrated is a horse.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Recognizing abundance, and being grateful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I overshare alot. Just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–53
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
My philosophy is for people to just show up and be their selves, and the rest takes care of itself. Also stop asking me for topless pics. I'm not a piece of meat.

Also I'm not really looking for anything in particular. I just want to meet cool people. And maybe make them dinner cause I like to make people dinner. And they can pet my cat and dog and feed the chickens. That is all.