On a quest for the perfect pun. Working my way through my early
'40s and while I'm comfortable with my age, I still sometimes
wonder how I got here so quick. Sarcastic, but positive and
What I’m doing with my life
Started out as a writer, way back when print media existed a lot
more than it does now. Switched to the music industry. Still doing
some writing here and there, and like expressing myself creatively
through music, terrible puns and interpretive dance (er, not so
much on the last one). But the main thing I'm doing with my life is
attempting to enjoy it as much as possible.
I’m really good at
What am I really good at? Hmm. I'd like to say I'm pretty witty,
but there's no way to say that without sounding like I'm bragging
and a little bit of a douche. I'd probably let you down if you met
me and I didn't drop an Oscar Wilde-esque bon mot the second we
met. I'm a good listener. Also, I can spell like there's no
tomorrow. Oh yeah, and Ms. Pac Man.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sedaris, The Dirt, Klosterman, Bret Easton Ellis, Harry
Movies: Star Wars trilogy, Tarantino, Goodfellas, Pans Labyrinth,
Boogie Nights, Airplane!, indie stuff.
Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia and
Arrested Development, Louie, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, The IT
Crowd, How I Met Your Mother.
Music: Radiohead, Tool, Faith No More, Fleet Foxes, Muse, Queens of
the Stone Age, Kyuss, Kvelertak, Robyn, Muse, Sigur Ros, Mastodon,
Baroness, '80s metal, 70s and 80s yacht rock/am gold (guilty
pleasure? Not if I'm not guilty about it!). What I don't like so
much: reggaeton, new country, super twee indie like Belle &
Food: Sushi, Mexican, BBQ, burgers, Thai, Tex Mex, Italian. Not all
that picky. If you're looking for a fellow vegan, I think you've
clicked on the wrong profile.
The six things I could never do without
and that other thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to cram the maximum amount of fun into any given day. The next
gadget i'm going to get. Why they don't sell pumpkin beer year
On a typical Friday night I am
Setting a course for adventure! Nah, out at a show or a bar hanging
out with friends, mostly with alcohol but sometimes not. Or
occasionally after a busy week, relaxing at home and making it a
blockbuster night. (which I guess now means declaring bankruptcy
and going out of business)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I drank Four Loko before it was banned - and didn't hate it.
You should message me if
You've made it this far and you're still interested.