32 Redmond, WA
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My self-summary
I am sick of first date interviews over coffee, or vodka. If you would rather just go do something I'm down.

I literally enjoy everything. If it's new and could be a terrible idea, or rain soaked adventure, I am up for it, my time in the military taught me to enjoy every situation I'm in to the fullest - especially the shitty ones.

I am a dad, I work, I go to school full time and I like volunteering, as well as all things Seattle.

To Be Clear, since at 30ish everyone feels they should be getting married and forking out babies. I'm cool if you already have kids, but do not wish to add to the 2 I have already collected(like baseball cards). I am also not looking for a mom for them, they have a mom. I am looking for someone to go on fun dates with:) - but if your looking for someone to marry and start a family with, I'm not your guy.
What I’m doing with my life
As a new barista I screw up your coffee, when school is in session I study my ass off, when kid school is in session I PTSA my ass off, and I always look for a spare moment to play candy crush, or go hiking or fishing.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, saying completely offensive and inappropriate things at the worst times. Using humor to get through any and all situations. I am great at forgetting where I left my wallet, or my credit card. I am good at board games; I can lose and win them. I am skilled at listening, playing the devils advocate, and viewing situations from all sides. I can make quick decisions and live with them. After this section I feel I am very good at boasting about myself. Also I am the most humble person I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
Aside from my sexy demeanor and smoky eyes, usually that my cheeks get super fat when I smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: there are so many so I have listed authors: James Joyce, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Robert Jordan, Chuck Palahniuk, Sherman Alexie, Edward Albee
Movies top ten: The Departed, White Christmas, Bourne, Love Actually, Lady in Water, Inception, The Wizard of Oz, Shrek, Rope, Army of Darkness
Tv:MASH, True Blood, Big Love, Eastbound and Down, Friends, Parenthood, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec. Office, Sons of Anarchy.
Music: Classic Rock, some Pop, Blues, Southern Rock.
Food: I am willing to try anything once.
Ethiopian, Sushi, Italian, and Many more.
The six things I could never do without
If I am not listing family.
Dr Pepper
A good book
All the seasons of Mash
Comfy jeans
Drive By Truckers albums
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cards Against Humanity. The Menu for my future restaurant. How to add hotdogs to every meal. Daddying. Archer. SNL Digital Shorts. When I should buy a dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, during the winter, and packing for a weekend camp trip in the spring and summer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to own a bull horn and would use it to get people out of my way in a traffic jam. - No Tucker Max had not released Sloppy Seconds yet - I did this without prompting. - I guess that really isn't private since I did it while stuck on 520.

So private - these things
I watch a lot of cspan, and convince my kids that it is a kid show.
In retirement I plan to join the peace corp.
I didn't learn how to tell time on an analog clock until sixth grade, so for quite awhile I owned a watch that I couldn't read. To this day when I guess what time it is I am pretty spot on.
I am happy with myself but always wish I could be like my little brother.
When I am dead, I want my ashes spread all over America like Orlando Bloom does in that weird indie film, with Kristen Dunst.
You should message me if
There is no reason you shouldn't message me, if we can't manage to have a laugh or two, we are f'ing lame.
You are open to an easygoing dating relationship(not casual sex). Some people seem like they would like to meet today and be married tomorrow, and I just find that scary.
You should really really message me if you know when the apocalypse is coming, and are willing to share your bunker.- or you have something to share.