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23 / M / Straight / Single
Santa Ana, California
His journal posts
Jul 29, 2012
Well that was awkward.
May 12, 2012
Why are you matching me with rad matches only for me to find out they live 100+ miles from me?
*best Gob impersonation* C'MON!
Sep 19, 2011
(I realize just how nerdy this post is and I am far more excited by this than a guy in his 20's should be about it but I don't currrr.)
So a while ago I made this and posted it on the interwebs:
It got over 250,000 views and some guy ended up emailing me telling me that they worked for Nintendo Magazine and they'd love to do a piece on me and other work that I do. I was super skeptical it would end up in the magazine but I agreed and went ahead and filled out the interview questions he sent me.
Now that was over a month ago and I figured he was just pulling my leg. Then today I got this email back:
AWWWW YEEAAAAHHH!! ::crosses off one old childhood goal::
...now someone go find me the Pink Ranger while I'm on a roll.
Aug 18, 2011
*takes a sip of the chocolate milk I just made*
“Is it just me or does this taste a little off, like the milk has been sitting in direct sunlight for days and was used by a hobo as mouth wash?”
*takes a giant swig of it*
…not really one of my brightest moments. I REGRET NOTHING! Actually no, I regret everything many, many times over. Unfffffff
Jul 10, 2011
Jun 3, 2011
May 23, 2011
May 22, 2011
After conducting a battery of strenuous scientific tests, I have come to the conclusion that women are in fact clinically insane.
Apr 21, 2011
Feb 16, 2011
..we all know what it's like to be an apple.