Well that was awkward.

Why are you matching me with rad matches only for me to find out they live 100+ miles from me?

*best Gob impersonation* C'MON!

(I realize just how nerdy this post is and I am far more excited by this than a guy in his 20's should be about it but I don't currrr.)

So a while ago I made this and posted it on the interwebs:

It got over 250,000 views and some guy ended up emailing me telling me that they worked for Nintendo Magazine and they'd love to do a piece on me and other work that I do.  I was super skeptical it would end up in the magazine but I agreed and went ahead and filled out the interview questions he sent me.

Now that was over a month ago and I figured he was just pulling my leg. Then today I got this email back:

AWWWW YEEAAAAHHH!! ::crosses off one old childhood goal::

...now someone go find me the Pink Ranger while I'm on a roll.

‎*takes a sip of the chocolate milk I just made*

“Is it just me or does this taste a little off, like the milk has been sitting in direct sunlight for days and was used by a hobo as mouth wash?”

*takes a giant swig of it*

…not really one of my brightest moments. I REGRET NOTHING! Actually no, I regret everything many, many times over. Unfffffff

After conducting a battery of strenuous scientific tests, I have come to the conclusion that women are in fact clinically insane.

..just a tad bit.

..we all know what it's like to be an apple.