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notthatjesus

25 Santa Ana, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INFP, blah blah blah (deleted some 2-year-old self summary that made me sound like an insufferable ass that was on here)

To be honest I just reactivated to help find my rad girlfriend, http://www.okcupid.com/profile/faerii, some friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
majoring in Mass Communications and minoring in Advertising.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
According to my friend Hans: "As always, but I never say, I enjoy everything you produce artistically and your charming clever banter."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos, the scar on my forehead, or my tendency to have a stupid smirk on my face whenever I'm feeling anxious (Re: Fairly often.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
ASOIAF series, Demon Haunted World, Siddhartha, Cat's Cradle, etc.
Huge fan of Kurt Vonnegut

Movies:
Tekkon Kinkreet, Leon The Professional, Dark City, Moon, Boondock Saints, Se7en, Sunshine, Back to the Future, Snatch, The Usual Suspects, Gattaca, Dumb and Dumber, Band of Outsiders (I've been on a Jean-Luc Godard/new wave binge lately)

Music:
Brand New, The Postal Service, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Mogwai, The Mars Volta, Cursive, The Tallest Man on Earth, The Mountain Goats, Talking Heads, AIR, Modest Mouse, A Silver Mt. Zion, Saves the Day, Voxtrot, Thrice, etc.

TV:
Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Rocko's Modern Life, Full Metal Alchemist, Gurren Lagann, Adventure Time, Silicon Valley, Degrassi, Skins(UK), The Wire.

Food:
Anything as long as it's low on starchy carbs because my tummy is weak and can't handle too many of 'em.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"My friends, my habits, my family, they mean so much to me. "
Writing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many syllables are in the name Carl.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Streaming stuff and surfing reddit.

Complaining/writing about menial things on Tumblr.

Wondering if God himself create a butt so big that even he can’t twerk it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I'm home alone, I walk around pretending I'm giving a tour to someone not from our century.
"Oh that? That's a bidet, you fucking savage."

...I'm also a terribly unstable individual, though not in a hack-and-slash way. I mean, did you not read my self summary? What a pretentious piece of shit.

(I retract my statement, I'm actually actually a fairly sane individual. Mostly.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can dish out terrible, terrible puns.
You wouldn't mind eventually hanging out with my extended group of friends. Don't worry, they're also rad as shit.
And if you're pretty sure you won't go Buffalo Bill on me.