I'm not entirely sure what happened to my profile picture, but the
centring on the picture's gone wonky and it now gives you a good
view over my left shoulder. I'm in there somewhere.
I'm just some guy. I like peace and quiet, thinking, hoping that
there is a just universe, being nice to people and hoping that
there is pizza. The outdoors is nice; so is the indoors. I think
people should be more enthusiastic about the things they like,
irrespective of whether they're "normal" or not. Lego is
Apparently I am kind and funny. Hopefully you will agree.
What I’m doing with my life
Working to live, then repaying my efforts by spending all that
lifetime I've earned on the internet. I accidentally became a trade
unionist, so there's that.
I'm pretty much a big nerd, and some of my nerd stuff - and the
people I do it with - are quite important to me. I also like
theatre, museums, making funny faces at small children and a big
I’m really good at
Listening. Paying attention. Making roast potatoes and sandwiches
(not usually served together). Typing. Failing at dancing. Tanking
(EU Alliance, indisguise#1343). Doodling. Small romantic gestures.
Puns. Definitely puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would hope it would be one of my positive aspects, like my
impressively mobile eyebrows, or (to quote someone from this site)
that I've "got that cute dimple thing going on". More
realistically, however, it's probably going to be that I look
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are too numerous to mention; Shakespeare, trashy sci-fi,
travelogues, classic literature, cheap rubber-stamp fantasy,
stories about things that happened, factual books about things that
Cinema is a powerful art form with the capacity to move you, but it
would help if you thought that Ghostbusters was one of the
greatest things produced by humankind.
My music collection is eclectic to the point of some sort of
disorder; rock, indie, folk, dance, classical random electronica,
soundtrack pieces, embarrassing pop that I can't remember why I
even own it, and bits of audiobook that I really should
take off the general playlist because they never make sense in
I like Mexican, I like Italian, I like a good roast dinner, but the
sandwich is truly my god. I never said I was a man of complicated
The six things I could never do without
A functional internet connection. Sarcasm. Hugs. Bread. A pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's for dinner. Intersectionality. Why I am here and not walking
in the Lake District. Society and reform thereof. Plots. Outer
space. Health. Stamina vs Haste stat weightings. Whether my
friend's dogs are up to anything cute. Hugs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Left to my own devices, Fridays are for kicking back and relaxing
in comfort after a long week. This does usually involve sitting
down with a good-bad film or whatever, but I'm generally open to
more interesting offers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a medical mystery in a number of ways, but most obviously, I
am worse at sleep than is reasonable for a human being. Frankly
it's a little embarrassing. It's not meant to be that much
You should message me if
you want me to write you a tiny poem or draw a doodle. I get very
bored in work.