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44 / M / Straight / Single
Portland, Oregon
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"Look at this F*cking Hipster .....Deer!!" ... Just got some new specs, that I am very happy with. Green tortoise shell that really, so I've been told, bring out my eyes. (Taken with Narcimatic w/ Pretenti-Lens & Cliché-topia Film)
Doing a talk at an art gallery on "Ethics in Art". My notes were printed from the website hotchickswithdouchebags.com .. On the table are a vintage cellphone, a fake pistol, and a plastic rooster. .... They actually took me seriously.
*sniffle* .... Ah, the sign from the old Jockey Club that used to be up on N Killingsworth, back in the day. An awesome punker dive bar that has yet to be equaled in Portland. now at the Back Stage McMenamins ....Lamez!
Here I am in Thoreau-ian, redneck, lumber jack, hillbilly, moonshiner, homesteader-mode, down on my river front getaway during the winter .... Oh man, I kinda look like a character from The Road .... I swear, I will not eat you.
My friend insisted that I get in a picture with his wife and Chris Ballew of the PotUSA when we accidentally ran into him in Vegas. I didn't know what to do, so I did this cheesy "Hey, look! It's Chris Ballew!!" thing. ....Where's Meatloaf?
Climbing out of the glow worm caves in New Zealand. Didn't run into any goblins or Gollum, but we did get to pet fresh water eels! *shudder* This was the coolest part of the trip. Inner-tubing in an under ground creek! Boom!
Mt Adams as seen through the mouth of a snow cave my friends and I dug into the side of Mt Rainier at 9000 feet. I used to be quite the adventurer in my youth.
Damn it! I told him that if he wanted to be creepy player, he needed to set up his own profile, but here is with the cliche shirtless bathroom mirror cell phone pic ... I apologize ... you ladies really deserve better.
