So I consider myself intelligent and witty, but not pedantic.
Ummmmm?..... Oh yeah, also ....
I'd like to think of myself as kind of a Jack Donaghy meets Hunter S Thompson, but I might be a bit more of a Michael Bluth meets Kenny Powers. .... but either way, with a dash of Bill Murray.
A friend told me once that I was good at having a life with some edge and vice, gracefully balanced with integrity and responsibility. ... errrr ... I think they were super high at the time, so what ev's.
I'm not nearly as menacing as first impressions might imply. ... I kinda have the male version of "Resting Bitch Face"... but I'm totally a sappy dorky teddy bear. Big heart'ed and affectionate. ... The Tootsie Pop of hopeless romantics, if you will. ....One just has to take those one or two unassuming baby steps closer to find out what they're really dealing with.
Due to my work and social circles I mingle with all sorts of nerds, vixens, punks, fashionistas, creatives,
Finally, I will add this .... Portland being Portland .... I feel compelled to come clean about a few things .... First off, I do have a job ... ok, that's not really true ... I actually own a couple of businesses. ... I'm afraid it gets worse. ... I also don't live with my parents ... I own my own home ... actually... and I live alone ... I know, kinda sketchy! ... Also I'm taller than 5'8", ... and I am not in a band. ... I know ... Lame! But if I was in a band you wouldn't have to drive me to practice, because I own a car ... and a truck. ... I know, double lame! ... I also don't have any substance abuse problems ... unless you count pizza or gluten. And now for the really awkward part ... I am ... like ... totally single ... and emotionally available. I know ... I know ... none of these things are gonna help me win Portland's Most Cliché Bachelor Of The Year ... but I thought ... maybe ... just maybe .... there's that one freak out there that can see fit to find something endearing in a misfit like me. And yes, when I say "one" I am implying that I am into the alternative lifestyle called Monogamy.... I know, Gross!! ... that's probably the biggest deal breaker, right?