I will probably disappoint a lot of you straight men.
Before you read all this stuff below, you should know that I am gender queer. and that i already have a boyfriend. Before you get all attached to me, here's something you should ask yourself:
"Are you going to make out with my boyfriend AND me?"
If the answer is no, well, I'm sorry. I'm really just looking for bi guys/girls that want to have good, pervert times. boyfriend is
also! one of my best friends (that i met on here) is
So if HIS profile looks good, ladies, you should hit us up. For videogames and debauchery!
I have a hilarious story about how I got thrown out of a 38,000 dollar art school. I used to live in Japan so I'm pretty awesome at making fun of anime voice actors. I wear my eyeliner like I am a raccoon. I tell everyone I have parrot hair and a bad attitude. I like to be sarcastic and I pretty much never take anything seriously.
I like to drink wine from the gas station and play xbox live, especially l4d. If I drink gas station wine with you some night, I will probably babble on about Silent Hill, because I have a rich fantasy life. This profile seems pretty boring, but I promise you, I am a riot (whether gas station wine is involved or not!)
I like to go dance at Elysium. I like to make fun of the people at Elysium. I am on a never ending quest to find horror movies that don't fill me full of rage because they are predictable. I'm obsessed with just throwing in the towel on this movie thing and going to the Blackout Haunted House instead.
I smell like cigarette smoke and absinthe and hair dye and acrylic paint and it's absolutely lovely. I will make you laugh and I'll probably baffle you some what. I'm a feminist and that's probably the only "cause" I care about. I WILL scream at the television when misogynist commercials come on, and I won't apologize for that.
I can't wait to meet you.