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nowaii

34 M Irvine, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
Swedish (Fluently), English (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Okay), Norwegian (Okay)

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My self-summary
First off, I am quite happily married, thank you very much. Met the woman of my dreams on this site and was lucky enough to get to spend my life with her. See, people, it DOES work.

I'm here for friends only and I don't even know if that would be possible. Let me know if you think it is!

I enjoy eating and cooking good food and there's not much I love more than getting to cook for others. Having worked as a bartender for seven years, I know how to make a wicked cocktail. Hell, I'll even get you drunk and you won't know what hit you. I love movies, music and talking about bullshit for hours on end. I love sleeping but I hate going to bed in the evening. I despise getting up in the morning, but I'm pretty good at it.

I also tend not to be late when I'm supposed to be on time. If I'm ever late, I'll deny ever stating such a fact, though. Just let me know, so I can remove it from this profile. Thanks.

I'm apparently only a 92% match for myself. That's really fucking with my head. Maybe I'll get on my own nerves one day.
What I’m doing with my life
Working. At times, attempting to make movies and write movie scripts. Being in love. Being too social (that means I spend way too much money when being social...I could be social without spending money I guess, but...it's too much fun going to bars, coffee shops and restaurants).
I’m really good at
Calming down upset people. Underestimating myself. Overestimating others. Memorizing lyrics and stand up comedy. Drinking you under the table (actually, probably not). Drinking myself under the table. Listening to music. Can you be good at listening to music?
The first things people usually notice about me
My extremely hot ass, of course.
The six things I could never do without
My computer, coffee, my phone, my sanity, my kitchen and my friends of course.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...uh. Where to go and what to do when I get there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tired after work, but very willing to go out for a drink. Sometimes three or more. Or the movies. Then there are those not-so-rare occasions when I go shopping and cook for too many people. They usually go home at 4 in the morning and I pass out and sleep until Sunday. I like those days. Yeah, those days are good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Giving is better than receiving. Yeah, I went there.

And I am talking about Christmas and stuff. What, what did you think?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You feel like it. Read my profile and liked it. Read my profile and hated it. Didn't read my profile but thought "hey that guy looks like a cool cat". Feel like you want to get to know me better. Feel like you need to tell me how awesome I am. Feel like you need to tell me what a jackass I am.

But yeah, friends only. The only reason I didn't pick "everybody" in the "I'm looking for" section is because I got bored seeing half-naked guys in my emails. K? K.