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33 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:30am
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm fascinated by science and people who are able to become scientists. I love comedy and making other people laugh. I do shows with my band when I can, which tends to be about once every couple months. I will read a book that I liked over and over again and still enjoy it. If I am not performing I usually prefer hanging out one on one over big groups.

Even though you can not see the bottom of my torso in any of my pictures I assure you I am not a centaur.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for the government helping families get government assistance.

I live in Port Richmond.

I read and read and read and read.

I am in a sketch comedy group and a band, would a centaur be able to do those types of things? I think not.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spanish is my first language, but I have no accent when I speak English because I learned it so young, So I guess I'm pretty good at speaking English.

A friend recently said to me "No matter what anyone says, you have a joke about it."

I'm good at getting dogs to move their legs when I pet them.

Speaking of legs, I have two of them, and those legs are human legs. Don't get it twisted. I am not a centaur!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I am a human being... A normal human being.

When I have a beard, the beard; when I don't I get: "What happened to the beard?"

I have incredibly thick hair that grows incredibly fast. If you like hair I have a lot of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything written by humans for humans. Specifically:
House of Leaves - this book is an experience, its not like a regular book. The universe it creates around you is beautiful and terrifying.
Breakfast of Champions - I have a love of direct no nonsense, no frills storytelling and Vonnegutt is a master at it.
Hitchhiker's Guide - this is one of the funniest best things ever made.
You know, good old human music, that centaurs wouldn't listen to.
Kanye West - even though Kanye often reminds you that he is a total idiot, his song writing always surprises and his last couple albums are phenomenal.
Portishead - difficult to place in a genre, Portishead's live albums are so full of passionate energy that I would be surprised to find someone who doesn't like them.
Sonic Youth - raw emotional intensity and dissonance mixed with poppy riffs; what's not to like?
The Prestige - a solid well crafted movie.
Wet Hot American Summer - funniest movie ever.
Die Hard - Die Hard is a movie about a guy named Die Hard who has a hard time dying. It has the dad from Family Matters too.
The Wire - if you've seen it, you love it. Possibly the best show ever made.
The Mighty Boosh - the funniest show ever. If you like this show you and I will probably get along.
Radiolab - this is an NPR podcast about science and the human brain and it is amazing.
My Brother My Brother and Me - an "advice" podcast, that is actually a comedy podcast.
Serial- of you've heard an episode of Serial I don't need to explain how awesome it is.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My legacy deck, my glasses, 2 pillows, rap songs, every book ever written, human shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Books, butts, money, games, girls, books, music, love, comics, lyrics, books, hip hop, sex, drugs, and rock & roll.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing a comedy sketch dressed as a bird.

Not at a centaur bar drinking carrot flavored vodka; that's for sure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I feel a little too closely to Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers for my own comfort.

I play dumb a lot to amuse myself. Some people find this consistently hilarious, some people get profoundly annoyed.

I play Magic: The Gathering. That game sometimes has centaurs, but I do not empathize with them. Why would I? It's not like I am a centaur. I'm totally not a centaur.
You should message me if
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You aren't looking for a centaur.

Must love horses.