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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 29
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Post grad
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English, C++ (Fluently), LISP (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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married to invisible_hand. really just keeping this profile so when my friends send me links to the profiles of terrible people they want to date, I can see them.


the other day i found a folder on my hard drive that i have no memory of making. it was named "IMPORTANT" and inside it was just this picture.
that sums me up.

i'm filling this out slowly.

EDIT: i finally realized that if you are viewing this with the okcupid mobile app, links in profiles don't show up. so after getting several confusing messages, when i say "this picture", i am not talking about my own picture. the picture in the IMPORTANT folder is a really happy baby possum in a sink. sinkpossum.jpg.
What I’m doing with my life
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living in deep ellum in a loft that used to be a recording studio. trying to decide what's the most elegant solution to having a huge glass window in the wall between my bedroom and living room.

UPDATE: having 7' by 4' canvas print being shipped to me from the czech republic. that'll do. UPDATE to the UPDATE: it worked well.

i have an ee degree and I was a hardware engineer, but after moving to dallas I'm now a test engineer. long story.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
taking things apart, putting them back together, and fixing the things I broke while taking said thing apart. mostly this is my car. sometimes it's my computer or various other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
invisible_hand: you only have three expressions. slightly amused, slightly annoyed, and completely emotionless deadpan.

invisible_hand: though i have seen a fourth now. the silently brooding face you get when you fail a bouldering problem over and over again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: vonnegut, philip k dick, non-fiction books that teach me something. most of neal stephenson, cryptonomicon, currently.

movies: requiem for a dream, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, heat, blade runner, serenity, memento, kill bill.

shows: ATHF, archer, battlestar gallactica, the trailer park boys, firefly, arrested development, frisky dingo, metalocalypse, the walking dead, house of cards, the americans.

music: nine inch nails, kmfdm, daft punk, wu-tang clan, portishead, ratatat, etc etc. basically the 90s.

food: forcibly gluten free now (causes migraines). favorites are: green curry, lamb vindaloo, black coffee (sometimes with cream), rare steak, avocados, coconut, pecans, macadamias, extra sharp cheddar, eggs over easy. and rutabagas. fucking mashed rutabagas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the six things i would be significantly less happy without:

a down blanket, a good internet connection, a car with a manual transmission, seltzer, and two black coffees.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what did i originally come to amazon for and why do i have $100 of other shit in my cart already?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
netflixing, cat herding, gin drinking
You should message me if
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i don't really read my messages.