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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Post grad
Might want kids
English, French, German, Chinese, Other
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm selfless, patient, and mostly secure. Education is my passion. I'm in quite good shape as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ending my sentences with prepositions
Splitting infinitives
Ignoring the who/whom distinction
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning languages: (near-fluent in French, German, and Chinese, basically conversational in Spanish, can do a bit of back-and-forth in Farsi and Thai) writing poetry and fiction, providing a listening ear, intellectualizing, cultivating objectivity in class discusssions
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Personal Type: phlegmatic
My passion for equanimity
How much I enjoy traveling to touristy places
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: 1984, The Corrections, Freedom, Brave New World, Hamlet (I read it in modern English)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iced coffee
Caffeine in the morning
Foreign languages
My bed (not a camper!)
Cookie cake and birthday cake
My small but close-knit family

Come on guys, "water" and "oxygen" are such cop-outs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The North-South axis thesis. Feel free to ask me about it.
-Why nurture instead of nature is all the rage now
"A deconstructionist is an academic who claims that texts have no referents and then leaves a message on his wife's answering machine asking her to order a pepperoni pizza for dinner." - Walker Percy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about how to make the most of it, and usually conking out before 10 pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am actually pretty awesome at rapping.
Hairy chest.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're sweet, intellectually curious, and fun to be with. Curves are a significant bonus. If you're a clumsy, snarky, nerdy, loud, inappropriate grammarian, that's fine, but I'd like to meet someone who's down-to-earth.