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30 M Columbia, MD

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:32am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French, German, Chinese, Other

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My self-summary
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I teach grammar, so I can guarantee that I know the difference between your and you're. In my spare time I adore learning languages, doing Lewis dot diagrams, writing creative nonfiction, and being with friends. I'm also a crossword fiend who has recently conquered the NYT Friday crossword and aspires to do the Saturday one. My preferred homebody/going out ratio is about 60/40. I'm planning to get my PhD next year.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just got my own place in Columbia. I'm working as a professor at two community colleges and planning my next career move. I want to do something that makes use of my linguistic and writing abilities. I also want to be a published author and have written a great deal of material, but it has to be fine-tuned quite a bit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning languages: (near-fluent in French, German, and Chinese, basically conversational in Spanish, can do a bit of back-and-forth in Farsi and Thai) writing poetry and fiction, providing a listening ear, intellectualizing
The first things people usually notice about me
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My arms and chest. I collect rare weapons and antique pirate items. (But not really)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, The Corrections, Freedom, Brave New World, Hamlet (I read it in modern English)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iced coffee
Caffeine in the morning
Foreign languages
My bed (not a camper!)
Cookie cake and birthday cake
My small but close-knit family

Come on guys, "water" and "oxygen" are such cop-outs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy, how long it will take to be successful, bettering the world, how bullies turn out later in life, whether the flying V actually works in hockey, Benedict Anderson's theory of nationalism, whether there's a correlation between guys not smiling in their photos and receiving more messages.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about how to make the most of it, and usually conking out before 10 pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am actually pretty awesome at rapping.
You should message me if
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You're sweet, intellectually curious, and fun to be with. Curves are a significant bonus.