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30 M Ellicott City, MD

My Details

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French, German, Chinese, Other

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My self-summary
Are you looking for Mr. Darcy, but only meeting Mr. Douchey? Do you think that larger society's knowledge of punctuation is practically commatose? Then I might be the guy for you. I get to the gym pretty often, but I'd rather be debating the finer points of existentialism or speaking Chinese. In my spare time I adore learning languages, writing creative nonfiction, and being with friends. I'm also a crossword fiend who has recently conquered the NYT Friday crossword and aspires to do the Saturday one. My preferred homebody/going out ratio is about 60/40. I'm planning to get my PhD next year.
What I’m doing with my life
Just returned from an ESL teaching sejour in Shanghai. I'm working as an adjunct professor at a community college and planning my next career move. I want to do something that makes use of my linguistic and writing abilities. I also want to be a published author and have written a great deal of material, but it has to be fine-tuned quite a bit. I might take the LSAT soon.
I’m really good at
Learning languages: (near-fluent in French, German, and Chinese, basically conversational in Spanish, can do a bit of back-and-forth in Farsi and Thai) writing poetry and fiction, providing a listening ear, intellectualizing
The first things people usually notice about me
My arms and chest. I collect rare weapons and antique pirate items. (But not really)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, The Corrections, Freedom, Brave New World, Hamlet (I read it in modern English)
The six things I could never do without
Iced coffee
Caffeine in the morning
Foreign languages
My bed (not a camper!)
Cookie cake and birthday cake
My small but close-knit family

Come on guys, "water" and "oxygen" are such cop-outs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Philosophy, how long it will take to be successful, bettering the world, how bullies turn out later in life, whether the flying V actually works in hockey, Benedict Anderson's theory of nationalism, whether there's a correlation between guys not smiling in their photos and receiving more messages.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about how to make the most of it, and usually conking out before 10 pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am actually pretty awesome at rapping.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're sweet, intellectually curious, and fun to be with. Curves are a significant bonus.