Dear Journal,

   I am having a crappy day. I was on this crazy dating site and it told me I had to write in a journal in order to get the % of my page finished. I was all like "fuck that" so that's why i decided not to write in it. then i was like what the hell and so i wrote this. I think this came out quite well. It's silly yet at the same time a little bit retarded and humiliating lol