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nulpointer
24 / M / straight / Single
Portland, Oregon
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Makes Me Laugh
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The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 11" (1.81m).
- Body Type
- Jacked
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Virgo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from space camp
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- More than $1,000,000
- Kids
- Dislikes children
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Fluently), German (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am weighing the options, all of them, and you must be a fool.
My Self-Summary
I am a wizard of enormous power.
I am unable to leap skyscrapers in a single bound but have abandoned that ambition. I can take the heat, but don't care for kitchens (I leave kitchen caretaking to professionals). My subconscious is a terrifying and wonderful place that the mentally ill, pregnant, or otherwise infirm should not be exposed to. I'm rarely cold, but I sort of enjoy the fight when I am.
in the Massive Attack song 'dissolved girl', it is claimed that passion is overrated. This is a horrible lie. If at some point in our conversation you betray that you are FUCKING ALIVE, I will like you a lot more.
I'm not always this funny, but I like myself best when I am. I will like you well if you do too, but better if you can be my foil ... and best or maybe too much if you can be my peer.
I am unable to leap skyscrapers in a single bound but have abandoned that ambition. I can take the heat, but don't care for kitchens (I leave kitchen caretaking to professionals). My subconscious is a terrifying and wonderful place that the mentally ill, pregnant, or otherwise infirm should not be exposed to. I'm rarely cold, but I sort of enjoy the fight when I am.
in the Massive Attack song 'dissolved girl', it is claimed that passion is overrated. This is a horrible lie. If at some point in our conversation you betray that you are FUCKING ALIVE, I will like you a lot more.
I'm not always this funny, but I like myself best when I am. I will like you well if you do too, but better if you can be my foil ... and best or maybe too much if you can be my peer.
Now in German
Ich kann Deutsch sprechen, aber nicht so ein schoenes Deutsch das
ich bezaubernd im Schrift sein kann. Entschuldigung.
What I’m doing with my life
Working days and nights or days or nights or neither. I prefer
nights, whether for work or for play, and resent being made to
choose when I am. I am probably not illegally exploring abandoned
buildings unless you can time-travel and know me better than I know
myself, but I would like to be and if you can help me with this you
should skip the rest of my profile and message me immediately.
Biking, but I wouldn't call it a life goal. Wishing for
colder weather, which I would. Reflecting on how much I like my
coat and hat and gloves and extra pockets. Puking my guts
out.
but to be honest, I don't really know. I just got back from traveling europe and although I am confident I would like to be super rich I'm not sure I would enjoy the process of becoming super rich. If you know what I want to do but you are not my parents, please tell me all about it.
but to be honest, I don't really know. I just got back from traveling europe and although I am confident I would like to be super rich I'm not sure I would enjoy the process of becoming super rich. If you know what I want to do but you are not my parents, please tell me all about it.
I’m really good at
Piano playing. You may judge this for yourself via this
although I'd like to add the caveat that I am not the hopelessly
boring math major the fact that I know how to play piano would lead
you to believe. Maybe I should upload some ragtime so you think I
work in a 20s-style speakeasy and own a suit instead.
Looking like I work for the associated press and taking pictures, but not of me, and probably not of you. You may coldly judge them (but not me (and not you)) at flickr.
Looking like I work for the associated press and taking pictures, but not of me, and probably not of you. You may coldly judge them (but not me (and not you)) at flickr.
The first things people usually notice about me
- BLUE THING
- if they are particularly observant, that my heart pumps not blood but a vile ichor rendered down from the tears of innocents.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I don't think I want to get to know you better if what food I
prefer is a major deciding factor in whether or not you think we'll
get along. Besides, I know we'll get along.
But okay, I will play your game, you charmer you ;-*. I like hardcover movies, high-contrast books, musicians starting with R like Rachmaninoff and Royksopp (with honorary outlier pink floyd), and meat when suitably disguised in other non-meat foodstuffs and unmarblized ... but of all of these, only rachmaninoff is involuntarily-toe-curlingly hackles-raised good. I am not yet capable of standing around a field idle save for chewing for more than a few seconds, but I am confident that I am no more than ten cows away from gaining their power.
But okay, I will play your game, you charmer you ;-*. I like hardcover movies, high-contrast books, musicians starting with R like Rachmaninoff and Royksopp (with honorary outlier pink floyd), and meat when suitably disguised in other non-meat foodstuffs and unmarblized ... but of all of these, only rachmaninoff is involuntarily-toe-curlingly hackles-raised good. I am not yet capable of standing around a field idle save for chewing for more than a few seconds, but I am confident that I am no more than ten cows away from gaining their power.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen! Ah ha ha! Ha ha! Ha! HA HA HA HA
GET OUT
GET OUT
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where you've been all my life, or more accurately where you are.
Also, zeppelins
and whether or not they are now too overused by people who think
"random" and "funny" are synonymous for me to bear mentioning them
in my profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
This is irrelevant as if pressed, I will make up something more
exciting than what I know or imagine you to be doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Eating peanut butter is difficult when it is sand. I think many
sports can be improved by the introduction of shotguns. I once
stole a ramp from a group of half-blind cold-hearted killers who
live in a secret cave, killing several, in the process of fighting
the minivan plague. My fondest ambition is to become an abomination
of god's law, cursed to live until I die, ever wandering all
possible worlds searching for a piece to fit a hole that cannot be
filled from the outside, almost-fulfilled unto the end of time. On
the downside, this would probably make me too cynical to get along
with most of you, but then again I may already be there.
You should message me if
you know my insep date.
or you can make me laugh.
or you can make me laugh.
