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29 • Portland, OR • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 9:36pm
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body type
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from space camp
- More than $1,000,000
- Doesn’t want kids
- English (Fluently), German (Okay)
And that's terrible.
The attentive reader may notice a number of inconsistencies in this profile. "Minivans are not an infectious disease and cannot be considered a plague", say the biologists. "If you graduated space camp, why are you not currently a or in space" ask the uneducated, "or even a manifold?" continue the mathematicians but not those familiar with the operation of variable-pitch propeller and/or turbine aircraft. "Tell us, nulpointer - IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME - lest we never trust again!" they all inexplicably conclude despite for example the biologists never having actually asked a question.
Well. I am not a trained negotiator but I do know not to give things away for free. Offer me a copy of your world map and we'll talk.
exploring abandoned buildings, biking, reading, thinkin' bout stuff. All of these things have gotten me in trouble of various sorts, and I'd gladly get in all of those troubles again, unless of course you are a law enforcement officer.
trying to stop extruding hair. It's really hard.
I'm pretty okay at taking pictures, but not of me, and probably not of you. You may coldly judge them (but not me (and not you)) at flickr, or by determining my true name and using it to compel me to add you to google+.
Throwing parties. I'm also pretty okay at mixing drinks.
But okay, I will play your game, you charmer you ;-*. I like hardcover movies, high-contrast books, musicians starting with R like Rachmaninoff and Royksopp (with honorary outlier pink floyd), and meat ... but of all of these, only rachmaninoff is involuntarily-toe-curlingly hackles-raised good.
Getting back to food, I am not yet capable of standing around a field idle save for chewing for more than a few seconds, but I am confident that I am no more than ten cows away from gaining their power.
more seriously, suits. So far I have five. One doesn't count, one counts twice, and one pocket square stands in for a suit because it is essential.
Apart from that, man, all kinds of stuff. aerodynamics, cryptography, some other field whose first letter is from way later in the alphabet, chances are good that if you're knowledgeable about something I very much want to talk to you about it.
EDIT: no longer half machine. :(
or you don't want to tell me about your cat) and you can make me laugh) or (this construct made sense to you)
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