Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

nulpointer

28 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am approximately 178 gigaangstroms tall. That's as many as 17 billion tens.

And that's terrible.

The attentive reader may notice a number of inconsistencies in this profile. "Minivans are not an infectious disease and cannot be considered a plague", say the biologists. "If you graduated space camp, why are you not currently a or in space" ask the uneducated, "or even a manifold?" continue the mathematicians but not those familiar with the operation of variable-pitch propeller and/or turbine aircraft. "Tell us, nulpointer - IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME - lest we never trust again!" they all inexplicably conclude despite for example the biologists never having actually asked a question.
Well. I am not a trained negotiator but I do know not to give things away for free. Offer me a copy of your world map and we'll talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not spending nearly enough time looking at Saturn, gradually accruing experience with equatorial mount telescopes.

exploring abandoned buildings, biking, reading, thinkin' bout stuff. All of these things have gotten me in trouble of various sorts, and I'd gladly get in all of those troubles again, unless of course you are a law enforcement officer.

trying to stop extruding hair. It's really hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing piano. I have way more thoughts on the matter than anyone cares to hear, so tread carefully if you ask for more information.

I'm pretty okay at taking pictures, but not of me, and probably not of you. You may coldly judge them (but not me (and not you)) at flickr, or by determining my true name and using it to compel me to add you to google+.

Throwing parties. I'm also pretty okay at mixing drinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if they are particularly observant, that my heart pumps not blood but a vile ichor rendered down from the tears of innocents.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't think I want to get to know you better if what food I prefer is a major deciding factor in whether or not you think we'll get along.

But okay, I will play your game, you charmer you ;-*. I like hardcover movies, high-contrast books, musicians starting with R like Rachmaninoff and Royksopp (with honorary outlier pink floyd), and meat ... but of all of these, only rachmaninoff is involuntarily-toe-curlingly hackles-raised good.
Getting back to food, I am not yet capable of standing around a field idle save for chewing for more than a few seconds, but I am confident that I am no more than ten cows away from gaining their power.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen! Ah ha ha! Ha ha! Ha! HA HA HA HA

GET OUT

more seriously, suits. So far I have five. One doesn't count, one counts twice, and one pocket square stands in for a suit because it is essential.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where you've been all my life, or more accurately where you are.

Apart from that, man, all kinds of stuff. aerodynamics, cryptography, some other field whose first letter is from way later in the alphabet, chances are good that if you're knowledgeable about something I very much want to talk to you about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This is irrelevant as if pressed I will make up something more exciting than what I know or imagine you to be doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eating peanut butter is difficult when it is sand. I think many sports can be improved by the introduction of shotguns. I once stole a ramp from a group of half-blind cold-hearted killers who live in a secret cave, killing several, in the process of fighting the minivan plague. Some time ago I broke my collarbone. How I managed it is available on home video! My fondest ambition is to improve ceaselessly until the eschaton is immanentized.

EDIT: no longer half machine. :(
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
(((you know my insep date or you know that it's really "incept date" which someone screwed up in the vfx for the movie)
or you don't want to tell me about your cat) and you can make me laugh) or (this construct made sense to you)