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27 Northampton, MA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 6
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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not sure what to put here... i'm a very social person, and curious about how the world works. ENFP if that means anything to anyone. pretty much my favorite thing to do is hang around bullshitting with my friends in someone's living room. sometimes i refer to the gym as "the james"... eesh. i'll start using some phrase/word to make fun of how lame it is and before i know it i'll be using it unironically. hate it when that happens. that's how i ended up adding the word "diggity" to things for like 3 months.
What I’m doing with my life
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grad student in computer science. i'd like to go into academia eventually or work at a research lab and just get paid to learn lots of stuff all the time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being super fun to hang out with. real talk.
The first things people usually notice about me
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dreamy eyes, winning smile, the fact that i'm probably talking louder than the other people in the room
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: neuromancer, lolita, THROOONES
movies: anchorman, attack the block
shows: workaholics, always sunny, archer, arrested development, 30 rock
music: jimi hendrix, flight facilities, early-mid nineties hip hop (biggie, illmatic, redman, etc), outkast, pretty lights, myndset
food: sushi, doritos blazin' buffalo ranch (tm) (rip) brand corn chips
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
that sound you make when you sharply inhale breath through closed teeth to indicate disapproval. how funny is that, right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why do men have nipples?? seriously though, i do end up reading a lot of wikipedia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
maybe out at a bar or (my favorite) a house party, maybe doing work, maybe watching Archer for the billionth time on netflix - you know, cool person stuff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i am the lindbergh baby. what? too soon?
You should message me if
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any of the answers to the above questions made you laugh and/or you think i'm sexy