ME: i am what you would expect from a shockingly good looking (according to my mother), strikingly charming (though it's taken
some years to move past the adolescent shyness), brilliant (obviously, but clocked should you care to check), and sweet (you know you guessed it) serial financial entrepreneur. that said, i am tired of being without someone to love. applications are welcome.

YOU: i've learned that models and strippers and such do not the best mates make. i want a real partner.

US: dazzling, sparkling, how-could-i-have-even-considered-this-incredible-train-of-thought-without-her dialogue. food, time, weather, season, and place really don't matter so long as the conversation is mesmerizing. but you knew that already (hint: if you didn't, we're probably not a match).

too much? self awareness is the thinking man's foil. you can write that down.

i'm building a business (again) and thinking about starting a family. and i'm doing all of this while hunting the philistine and making the world safe for democracy. will our labors never cease?

literally everything :)

good teeth, good height, sharp wit, attractive to animals and small children, ball skills, great sense of direction. i've never been much of a linguist, but everyone seems to speak english, so...

memory. it kind of freaks me out.

you'd like to meet me. obviously. really, this shouldn't be so difficult :)