Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep
Very down to earth, but can be sarcastic and witty at times. I love
traveling, reading and learning as much as I can. I can get lost in
art for hours and believe that music is the soul of life.
If you just want to say Hi, or have a nice conversation then drop
me line. Have a nice day ladies, god knows how men are verbally on
these sites. Trust me we are not all the same.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have two eyes and one life to see and learn as much as this world
has to offer, before I shut them for eternity
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Burning Hamburger Helper
Finishing Leftovers in the Fridge
Making others laugh apparently
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ability to moonwalk while pumping gas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if the South won? Would Coveralls be a white house dress code
or raccoon hunting as Americas pass time sport? I some how get lost
in these thoughts for hours in which the only outcome is me burning
my Hamburger Helper.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and plotting my next adventure!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*If you don't have more pictures of animals than yourself (I like
animals but think this is date site for you, unless you're trying
to get your turtle laid. Not into bestiality)
*If your headline doesn't include "Not a booty call"(with the tits
and bikini shot), "All men are the same"(Who told you to try them
all???), "I'm AWESOME!!!"(So was Jesus Christ but never heard him
mention it), "This site is boring, about to delete"(Desperate for a
reply are we? Used to being the center of attention in your
*Do not message me if every picture you load is with two or more
people. I have a hard time believing that in this digital era you
don't have one shot of yourself without a silly pose or by
yourself. Oh yeah no duck faces! I'm from WV and we shoot shit like
that! ("You honor thought it was a bird... I plead the fif!")
*If you have fingers that allow you to type, with a brain that can
properly form words that can complete sentences. If you think
balancing equations are fun or if you think we have the same
interests in common. Thanks for stopping by and enjoy your day.
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