Song that always makes you sad?:
"Imagine", by John Lennon

Last thing you bought?:
A sub sandwich

Last person you argued with?:
My dad

Do you put Butter before putting the jelly on?:
yes

Did you ever own at one time a Nysnc Cd?:
No, I don't hate myself

Favorite day of the week?:
Friday

Favorite Sundae topping?:
strawberries

Did you take Piano lessons?:
Yes, lamentably

Most frequent song played?:
"Hey Jude"

Would you rather play basketball or hockey?:
Hockey

Date someone older or younger?:
I looooove older women!

One place you could travel right now?:
Mars

Do you use umbrellas?:
Yes

Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?:
No

Disturbed or My Chemical Romance?:
Disturbed

Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?:
Redheads

Best job you ever had?:
My current one

Did you go to your high school prom?:
Pfft

Perfect time to wake up?:
11 AM

Perfect time to go to bed?:
11 AM

Ever been in a car accident?:
Nope

closer to mom or dad...or neither?:
same

What age is this exciting life over for you?:
When I have kids

What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?:
1970's

Were you in track and field?:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Were you ever in a school talent show?:
Yes

Have you ever written in a library book?:
yes

Allergic to?:
nothin

Favorite fruit?:
Grapes

Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?:
soap

Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?:
wet

1) Do you have a dirty mind?:
If the mood strikes, then absolutely. ;)

2) Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?:
Of course. Everyone's done that.

3) What are you looking forward to?:
Waiting for the goddamn bad weather to subside so I can swim in my pool

4) Do you know how to drive a stick shift?:
Hells no, I was raised on automatics

5) Who is the last female(s) you rode in a car with?:
Mi madre

6) Who is the last person to make you laugh? When?:
Myself, earlier today, because I'm so funny

7) What did you accomplish today at work?:
I made it through the day. That's as good an accomplishment as any

8) Do you think you will be married by the time you are 40?:
I really hope so

9) Last four things you drank:
Milk, Mountain Dew, Diet Coke, and a Corona

10) Did you wake up happy today?:
When you have to wake up at 6 AM, "happy" is not your primary emotion

11) Would you rather watch TV or listen to music?:
I can do both at the same time. Multitasking!

12) What do you taste?:
...Food?

13) When was the last time you were drunk/drank?:
Three weeks ago, at my buddy's 21st b-day party...

14) What month is your birthday in?:
Decembah

15) What will you be doing this time next year?:
Doing another stupid survey

16) If you could change one physical thing about yourself, what would it be?:
My weight

17) Would you ever get a tattoo?:
Already have, and planning on more!

18) Have you ever had a wart?:
Yes.

19) Who do you have car insurance through?:
State Farm, biotches

20) Do you think that your name defines who you are?:
umm, no

21) What color are your underwear?:
Underwear? :)

22) Single?:
Not for long, hopefully

23) Would you rather it be sunny or cloudy?:
Take a damn guess

24) Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer?:
Shit no, I'm a messy dude

25) Are you interested in any guy or girl at the moment?:
Yuh-huh

26) Last person you text messaged?:
my dad

27) Who was the last person to call you?
Lauren

28) Where are your parents?:
Home

29) Next time you travel out of the country where will it be to?:
Paris

30) What color are your eyes?:
Hazel

31) What is the weather like today?:
fucking lame

32) Are you dating the last person you kissed?:
no way

33) Are you an only child?:
Nope

34) Do you miss high school?:
Not. At. All.

35) Who knows a secret or two about you?:
Me, Myself, and I

36) Favorite Fast food?:
McDonald's. Hoorah for heart attacks!

37) Whats bothering you right now?:
I'm writing a goddamn online survey

38) Where did you get the shirt you're wearing now?:
Kohl's

39) Is your bf/gf within a 10 mile radius?:
N/A

40) Where were you 1 hour ago?:
Shopping

41) Where were you 10 hours ago?:
Work

42) Are you in college?:
Yup

43) Whats your middle name?
Robert

44) Have you kissed anyone in the past week?:
No

45) What were you doing 12 AM last night?:
Pissing myself over the storm

46) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?:
How can I fake sick for work?

47) If you took a drug test would you pass it?:
Sure, why not?

48) Is tomorrow going to be a good day?:
Better be

49) Are you comfortable with answering personal questions?:
Yes

50) Who are your heroes?:
Spider-Man, Bruce Campbell, my dad, Ron Jeremy

51) Are you happy?:
Sometimes

52) Whats your number one fear?:
Tornadoes

53) Name one weird thing that your interested in?:
"Weird" is relative

54) What is your favorite kind of music?:
Classic rock, baby

55) Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?:
yes.

56) What are you wearing on your feet?:
nothing

57) What are you doing after this?:
sleeping

58) Whats your favorite type of food?:
Italian

59) When was the last time you were on a vacation?:
last July, in Hawaii

60) Have you made any mistakes recently?:
yes

61) When do you want to have kids?:
...

62) Where is your favorite vacation spot?:
Hawaii

63) What color is your car?:
Beige

64) Have you ever been in the back of a cop car?:
no