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31 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:04pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Urdu (Fluently), Basque (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Welcome to my OkCupid profile. Reading about me is fun, I assure you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a college (sitting at a computer, a little teaching, inspiring students), seeking out fun, writing the occasional self-description.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Friendship counseling, pranks, living a double life (workweek me/weekend me), directions, and cooking with a wok.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My permanent smirk and sometimes my eyebrows I guess. This is creeping me out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Budding Prospects, Moon Palace, The History of the Seige of Lisbon, The Anthologist, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and The End of the World, I Pass Like Night, World's End, most John Updike, anything T.C. Boyle, most Sebastian Faulks.

Movies: Too much to write. Some directors I like are Wes Anderson, David Cronenberg, Christopher Guest, Richard Linklater. I also love Wet Hot American Summer, Pineapple Express, any SNL offshoot, 24 Hour Party People, The Piano Teacher, Haute Tension, Following, Sweet and Lowdown, This is Spinal Tap, and I'll stop now. My first job was at a video store. Remember those?

TV: Real Time with Bill Maher, The Killing, Treme, The League, Parks and Recreation, Children's Hospital, NTSF:SD:SUV, Deadwood, The Wire, and Californication.

Music: Again, too many. I'll just list my favorite albums.
Spiritualized - Ladies and Gentlemen We are Floating in Space
The Kinks- The Kink Kontroversy
The Stone Roses - Self-Titled
Nas - Illmatic
Love - Forever Changes
Harry Nilsson - Arial Ballet

Food: Indian, Mexican, Thai, Sushi, pretty much anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pockets (not going to attempt the man-purse), my laptop, my kindle, news apps on my phone, avocados, my ipod, and caffeine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Living the dream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I went to a Ke$ha concert. I'll admit that to anyone who asks. It was really public.
You should message me if
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You want.