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35 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:13pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Originally from Northern California, been in Lala for almost 10 years. Spent my 20's trying to not be in a relationship, focus on my career and look at what one can do when they really put their mind to it! For I have a career and no relationship (that I've been truly happy in). Bottom line is OKC is my less passive attempt at finding people (females, sorry dudes:/) that I truly jibe with. I'm really really good at being alone, but enjoy giving and getting from others. Tired of sitting on the sidelines and waiting for fate to just 'hook that shit up' cause it ain't happin'. Thanks fate, you little bitch.

Not a hippie but I like the creative free thinking types, showering and general hygiene def a plus. Not a hipster but I'll rock a stache if I'm feeling Magnum PI that day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making reality TV shows thus making the world a better place by proxy, obvi.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping it real; need to pull back on that a bit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall and honest, blind people think I'm just honest until they reach up and touch my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Boomarang, Bossypants, You're lucky You're Funny, The Usual Suspects, The Departed, The Silver Linings Playbook, HIMYM, BB, Daft Punk, Juicy J, lil'Wyte, Crystal Castles, Too $hort, Florence and the Machine, The Weeknd, Trey Songz, B-Legit, Kanye, Lana Del Rey, Miike Snow, Cut Copy, Jason Mraz, Fun, Holy Ghost!, The Coup, Hall and Oates, Future Cop!, Mexican, Tex Mex, did I say Mexican???
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Personal space, GSW, my dancing shoes, El Atecor Tacos, dating websites, sarcasm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Telling stories.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
kicking it with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anything, just ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
YOU ARE NOT CONSERVATIVE, in any way shape or form, socially, economically, sexually, spiritually, I'm from Berkeley fucking California... message me if you like cussing. If you read this and smile, if you use the adjective 'happy' in your self-summary. Consider yourself smart, confident, take very little seriously, and are an independent person.

Oh yeah, that pic of you at the gun range. The one you thought guys would totally dig, that dude ain't me, I like 'chicks with guns' pics as much as girls like 'douches with their shirts off' pics, pacifist in da house! That's it, thanks 4 playing the 'Mordecai writes shitty profiles' game, hope you had as much fun as I did, don't be a stranger now:)

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