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27 Vienna, Austria Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), Korean (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am German so I talk weird and have neither humour nor emotions.

Summarizing myself obviously leads to biased results as I consider myself great and the pinnacle of human evolution. Other people might have different opinions.

Quote: "You are the most stubborn and ruthless person I know. You debate about shit nobody cares about and you never seem to stop. You want to dominate everything and don't give a FUCK about any opinion but your own! The best thing that ever happened to humanity is that you never decided to become an attorney."

Well, okay then!

Baby seals. I LOVE baby seals.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a business and engineering master's student. I solve cybernetic problems. Efficiently and effectively.
I also adopted a no bullshit attitude for dating and don't pretend to be anything but myself anymore. Deal with it.
I hope this leads to less vaporous relationships than you get when you seduce women with the usual pick-up artist mindgames.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting out of my comfort zone without regrets. Noticing and remembering ridiculous details. Making obscure puns. ... I can grow a beard pretty fast, I guess.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and well-dressed. Especially old women like this. Elderly women seem to love me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dürrenmatt, Pratchett, B. Russell, S. Fry, Schiller, Vonnegut, Asimov, G. B. Shaw, D. Adams, Hitchens, Kenzaburo Oe, Akutagawa, Dawkins, Lovecraft, W. Lewin, E. Canetti, ...

Movies: Ridley Scott, James Cameron, Stanley Kubrick, Takeshi Kitano, Masaki Kobayashi, Wes Anderson, Martin Scorsese, Hayao Miyazaki, Monty Python, Wolfgang Petersen, Akira Kurosawa, Woody Allen, Quentin Tarantino, Ang Lee, Larry David, ...

Shows: It's Always Sunny, GOT, LOTGH, GITS, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Monty Python, Blackadder, QI, Star Trek, Cowboy Bebop, Gaki No Tsukai, ...

Music: Jazz, Electronic, Classical, Japanese Punk, Cuban, ...

Food: Make me one with everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet/my PC, a functioning family and friends, reading material. (Also: A bed, water, and delicious food.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human machine interfaces. Politics. Where to find a woman that actually has shared interests and attitudes compared to mine, maybe even likes to discuss incredibly drawn-out topics while sitting around for hours slowly drinking cocktails or wine or tea... or hot chocolate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Choose one:
... cooking and eating food that I otherwise don't have time to prepare.
... at home relaxing with a good book or movie or latest episodes of series I like.
... playing games with friends.
... going out on a date. Usually with friends, drinking cocktails.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am secretly not a secret agent. :(

Also, I recently fell in love with this music video:

Not really the music, which is pretty unoriginal, just the video. I think it's the first good acting performance of Shia LaBeouf and I just really dig it. It has a western butoh-feel to it, which is nice.
You should message me if
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... you are an actually interesting and intelligent woman that has opinions on things other than clothes and men.
... you don't take yourself too seriously.
... you have some kind of humour or at the very least enjoy sarcasm.
... you like to discuss things like politics, economics, and other pseudo-intellectual crap and have no problem with being considered a nerd, geek, dork, or pretentious freak.
... you are very childish yet very reliable.