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  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Yesterday – 5:49pm
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t want kids
My self-summary
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Born and raised in a small town in New Hampshire. Moved to the Big Apple a few years after graduating college.
What I’m doing with my life
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12/12/13 update- I got a new job! Yeah office work!
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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I look like David Cross, and I'm *kinda* funny too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Variety is the spice of life. Indie pop/rock, 90's hip-hop, punk and pop-punk, grindcore and death metal, instrumental math rock, Comedians such as Patton Oswalt and Louis C.K.

Movies: Pulp Fiction is A#1. I think I saw it 5 times in the theater when it came out. Memento, The Usual Suspects, Dazed and Confused, Half Baked, The Running Man, Back to the Future I and II, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Clerks.

Shows: It's always Sunny in Philadelphia, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Smartphone. Aren't those things amazing? You've got a COMPUTER in YR POCKET, people!
-acoustic guitar. I don't play it as much as I'd like to, but I would like it with me if these are the ONLY six things I could take to an island or something.
-uhh, coffee, food, folks and fun.
-and Energy Vitamin Water.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
heading to Manhattan or Brooklyn to see a friend's band, comedy show or other creative event.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If this is supposed to be somewhat embarrassing first steady job in NYC was as a clown/entertainer for kid's birthday parties. I got the gig by accident.