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nycgt

34 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile stands in memorial of the man that wrote it....

kidding! Or are you mad already? Are you just looking at the pictures? I don't have abs so I have to do clever things like this.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR CONNECTION? Don't worry. I don't have that. I'm DEAD INSIDE.

Stand up comedian, radio talk show host, trivia host, filmmaker.

I really do all those things.

I also have a side hustle where I take photographs. Why does everyone in nyc have a side hustle?

Been here about 18 months. That's the way people describe toddlers. When do people stop using months to describe people's age?

For the record my grandmother was 1,080 months when she died. Too soon to go really...sigh.

I learned to read when I was 2. I'm not showing off, I don't have abs so these are things I have to say. Yes in case you got this far I used that line twice. Wait are you judging me already? WOW. Maybe you should stop reading.

Did you read this or just look at the pics?

Did you just read that in the above paragraph or are you just skimming? Message me and tell me.

Before moving here I was a club DJ...and a stand up comedian. Oh I still do stand up comedy.

I like to read. Today I read the whole internet. There's a ton of pron. Yes that was an intentional misspelling. Are you that judgemental? Why so much judgement? : ) (did you just judge my happy face?)

I also watch films. I say films to sound pretentious.

I also watch television programmes to sound pretentious.

Most of the things I do is so I can sound pretentious. Which means I'm into audio. I like to sound pretentious rather than look pretentious. Quit being pretentious while reading this. JEEZE. I'm probably judging you.

Sometimes I will read a book on philosophy...while eating fried chicken.

Sometimes I will watch a film by Fellini.

Sometimes I'll watch horrible reality television. During one episode I learned there was a thing called a co-habitation agreement. Let's discuss!

Sometimes I'll loiter in Barnes and Nobles looking for books. Just depends on what mood I'm in.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A whole lot of nothing. What I do is pretend I'm so important. You ever heard the saying "fake it till you make it?" I figure if I do this long enough I will become important. Right? Hello? Is anyone listening?

I do stand up comedy, host a radio show, host a trivia show, and a multitude of things that involve me using the word multitude.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Probably talking, thinking, observing and LISTENING. YEA! Too bad I have a poor memory! Now you can accuse me of not listening!!! Cool right?!

Conversations are nice. People don't do that anymore. I think it's because we enjoy texts and tweets. Those are much shorter and get us back to facebooking or other "dead inside" activities.

I'm also good at pointing out people who are just waiting for your lips to stop moving so they can tell you a very boring story.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not too sure...maybe my haircut. Or my smile. Which you have to be careful when you smile in NYC. People might think you're up to something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: too many to name. Lately I usually gravitate towards non fiction. I've been reading since I was 2 years old. I usually tell people that to be pretentious. Also I like to be perceived as smart.

Movies: hmm. This could go on for a while. All the easy directors. Woody Allen. Quentin, Lynch, Fellini. Then a lot of corny movies.

I fill this out when I feel like it. Did you even read this?!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar (which is left handed bc I'm a lefty. Did you just judge me bc I used bc instead of "because"?)
Computer
My brain
My watch
The Internet
A notebook and pen. I like to create. Writing is important to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes. Movie ideas. Things I'd like to experience and or learn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing as typical. Everyday is unique...so I think I'm avoiding answering this. I could pretend that I'm out "poppin bottles". But I threw out my back once doing that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss BBQ. From a certain place. These are thoughts from a fat mind.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
ARE YOU INTERESTING?

I think some women just get by on their looks. You know who are! Yes. I'm talking to you...I'm talking to you because I try to also get by on my looks. I know, I'm not RYAN GOSLING, but aren't we all trying to get by on our looks?...hello?

You like talking. You like listening. If you like debating about the future of humanity. If you like to laugh. Does anyone take this seriously?