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nycgt

34 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR CONNECTION? Don't worry. I don't have that. I'm DEAD INSIDE. :-D

Been here about 18 months. That's the way people describe toddlers. When do people stop using months to describe people's age?

For the record my grandmother was 1,080 months when she died. Too soon to go really...sigh.

Before moving here I was a club DJ...and a stand up comedian. Oh I still do stand up comedy.

I like to read. Today I read the whole internet. There's a ton of pron. Yes that was an intentional misspelling. Are you that judgemental?

I also watch films. I say films to sound pretentious.

I also watch television programmes to sound pretentious.

Most of the things I do is so I can sound pretentious. Which means I'm into audio. I like to sound pretentious rather than look pretentious. Quit being pretentious while reading this. JEEZE.

Sometimes I will read a book on philosophy...while eating fried chicken.

Sometimes I will watch a film by Fellini.

Sometimes I'll watch horrible reality television. During one episode I learned there was a thing called a co-habitation agreement. Let's discuss!

Sometimes I'll loiter in Barnes and Nobles looking for books. Just depends on what mood I'm in.
What I’m doing with my life
A whole lot of nothing. What I do is pretend I'm so important. You ever heard the saying "fake it till you make it?" I figure if I do this long enough I will become important. Right? Hello? Is anyone listening?

I do stand up comedy. Other various things as well.
I’m really good at
Probably talking, thinking, observing and LISTENING. YEA! Too bad I have a poor memory! Now you can accuse me of not listening!!! Cool right?!

Conversations are nice. People don't do that anymore. I think it's because we enjoy texts and tweets. Those are much shorter and get us back to facebooking or other "dead inside" activities.

I'm also good at pointing out people who are just waiting for your lips to stop moving so they can tell you a very boring story.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not too sure...maybe my haircut. Or my smile. Which you have to be careful when you smile in NYC. People might think you're up to something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: too many to name. Lately I usually gravitate towards non fiction. I've been reading since I was 2 years old. I usually tell people that to be pretentious. Also I like to be perceived as smart.

Movies: hmm. This could go on for a while. All the easy directors. Woody Allen. Quentin, Lynch, Fellini. Then a lot of corny movies.

I fill this out when I feel like it. Did you even read this?!
The six things I could never do without
My guitar
Computer
My brain
My watch
The Internet
A notebook and pen. I like to create. Writing is important to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Jokes. Movie ideas. Things I'd like to experience and or learn.
On a typical Friday night I am
No such thing as typical. Everyday is unique...so I think I'm avoiding answering this. I could pretend that I'm out "poppin bottles". But I threw out my back once doing that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I miss BBQ. From a certain place. These are thoughts from a fat mind.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
ARE YOU INTERESTING?

I think some women just get by on their looks. You know who are! Yes. I'm talking to you...

You like talking. You like listening. If you like debating about the future of humanity. If you like to laugh. Does anyone take this seriously?