Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile stands in memorial of the man that wrote it....
kidding! Or are you mad already? Are you just looking at the
pictures? I don't have abs so I have to do clever things like
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR CONNECTION? Don't worry. I don't have that. I'm
Stand up comedian, radio talk show host, trivia host,
I really do all those things.
I also have a side hustle where I take photographs. Why does
everyone in nyc have a side hustle?
Been here about 18 months. That's the way people describe toddlers.
When do people stop using months to describe people's age?
For the record my grandmother was 1,080 months when she died. Too
soon to go really...sigh.
I learned to read when I was 2. I'm not showing off, I don't have
abs so these are things I have to say. Yes in case you got this far
I used that line twice. Wait are you judging me already? WOW. Maybe
you should stop reading.
Did you read this or just look at the pics?
Did you just read that in the above paragraph or are you just
skimming? Message me and tell me.
Before moving here I was a club DJ...and a stand up comedian. Oh I
still do stand up comedy.
I like to read. Today I read the whole internet. There's a ton of
pron. Yes that was an intentional misspelling. Are you that
judgemental? Why so much judgement? : ) (did you just judge my
I also watch films. I say films to sound pretentious.
I also watch television programmes to sound pretentious.
Most of the things I do is so I can sound pretentious. Which means
I'm into audio. I like to sound pretentious rather than look
pretentious. Quit being pretentious while reading this. JEEZE. I'm
probably judging you.
Sometimes I will read a book on philosophy...while eating fried
Sometimes I will watch a film by Fellini.
Sometimes I'll watch horrible reality television. During one
episode I learned there was a thing called a co-habitation
agreement. Let's discuss!
Sometimes I'll loiter in Barnes and Nobles looking for books. Just
depends on what mood I'm in.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A whole lot of nothing. What I do is pretend I'm so important. You
ever heard the saying "fake it till you make it?" I figure if I do
this long enough I will become important. Right? Hello? Is anyone
I do stand up comedy, host a radio show, host a trivia show, and a
multitude of things that involve me using the word multitude.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Probably talking, thinking, observing and LISTENING. YEA! Too bad I
have a poor memory! Now you can accuse me of not listening!!! Cool
Conversations are nice. People don't do that anymore. I think it's
because we enjoy texts and tweets. Those are much shorter and get
us back to facebooking or other "dead inside" activities.
I'm also good at pointing out people who are just waiting for your
lips to stop moving so they can tell you a very boring story.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not too sure...maybe my haircut. Or my smile. Which you have
to be careful when you smile in NYC. People might think you're up
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: too many to name. Lately I usually gravitate towards non
fiction. I've been reading since I was 2 years old. I usually tell
people that to be pretentious. Also I like to be perceived as
Movies: hmm. This could go on for a while. All the easy directors.
Woody Allen. Quentin, Lynch, Fellini. Then a lot of corny
I fill this out when I feel like it. Did you even read this?!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar (which is left handed bc I'm a lefty. Did you just judge
me bc I used bc instead of "because"?)
A notebook and pen. I like to create. Writing is important to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes. Movie ideas. Things I'd like to experience and or learn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing as typical. Everyday is unique...so I think I'm
avoiding answering this. I could pretend that I'm out "poppin
bottles". But I threw out my back once doing that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss BBQ. From a certain place. These are thoughts from a fat
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
ARE YOU INTERESTING?
I think some women just get by on their looks. You know who are!
Yes. I'm talking to you...I'm talking to you because I try to also
get by on my looks. I know, I'm not RYAN GOSLING, but aren't we all
trying to get by on our looks?...hello?
You like talking. You like listening. If you like debating about
the future of humanity. If you like to laugh. Does anyone take this
Who are you looking for?
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