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35 Birmingham, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:41pm
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat), Esperanto (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am a concise person.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a classical pianist and teacher and an amateur comedy writer, for which I only receive payment in kind- although I've had a body-hair trimmer, a spray-on-tan gun, a bed-wetting alarm, a digital ovulation test kit, a set of disposable urinals, some extra large condoms, long blonde hair extensions and a whole load of other free tat out of it. Oh and also a 3D TV- so it's not all bizarre junk.

Here's my piano page:

and here's my twitter account for my writing:
I’m really good at
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writing humour in extremely poor taste (got interviewed by radio 4 and stuck on "pick of the week" once, although I had to tone it down to the moderately risque) and playing Rachmaninoff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like Jesus. I actually modelled the look upon that of Charles Manson, however.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favourite film is "Echo of Justice IV- Shadow of Vengeance" starring Brian Dennehy. In terms of films that actually exist, I like bizarre black comedies by the likes of Todd Solondz, Charlie Kaufman and the Coen brothers. My favourite food is cheese in a tube.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, water, oxygen, sleep, light, warmth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
something witty to put in this box, although I never come up with anything to show for it beyond a hackneyed self-referential metajoke.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drunk. Yeah, that was all very big and clever wasn't it? I bet nobody else will have come up with that hilarious retort, assuming that Oscar Wilde isn't on here (although he'd be in the "men seeking men" section, anyway).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I dress to the left. Don't worry though. We're talking mild asymmetry- not the kind of gross physical deformity that ought to be corrected via surgical procedures.
You should message me if
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you like my profile. I don't log in especially often, so don't expect me to suddenly appear and message you first.

A few months back I was dating a number of different women on a casual basis and not looking for a monogamous relationship. I ended up trying one for a while recently and (although I stuck to it) things didn't work out. I'm not only interested in immediate sex/one night stands but I'm not actively seeking something exclusive or long term. It's just something that I'd be willing to consider if someone makes a pretty spectacular impression on me, not a goal in itself.