I am a concise person.

I'm a classical pianist and teacher and an amateur comedy writer (for which I only receive payment in kind- although I've had a body-hair trimmer, a big telly, a spray-on-tan gun, a bed-wetting alarm, a digital ovulation test kit and a whole load of other free tat out of it).

Here's my piano page:

http://www.andrewthayer.co.uk/

and here's my twitter account for my writing:

https://twitter.com/WayneRedhart

writing humour in extremely poor taste (got interviewed by radio 4 and stuck on "pick of the week" once, although I toned it down to the moderately risque) and playing Rachmaninoff.

That I look like Jesus. I actually modelled the look upon that of Charles Manson, however.

My favourite film is "Echo of Justice IV- Shadow of Vengeance" starring Brian Dennehy. My favourite food is cheese in a tube.

food, water, oxygen, sleep, light, warmth

something witty to put in this box, although I never come up with anything to show for it beyond a hackneyed self-referential metajoke.

drunk. Yeah, that was all very witty wasn't it? I bet nobody else will have come up with that hilarious retort, assuming that Oscar Wilde isn't on here (although he'd be in "men seeking men section, anyway).

I dress to the left. Don't worry though. We're talking mild asymmetry- not the kind of gross physical deformity that ought to be corrected via surgical procedures.

you like my profile. I don't log in especially often, so don't expect me to suddenly appear and message you first.

I'm currently dating a number of different women on a casual basis and (while not ruling it out) I'm not specifically looking for a monogamous relationship. That doesn't mean I'm only interested in immediate sex/one night stands but if you're only looking for something exclusive then I'm probably not the one for you (unless you make one hell of an impression on me).