Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm sure this is going to come off as standoffish, and I'm sorry. I
try really really hard to be a nice person. I do. I swear. But holy
freaking hell, people, what the deuce?
Apparently this needs to be said, for some reason. I'm not your
"sweetie," "honey," or "darlin." Babe, baby, cutie, honey, sweetie,
sexy, beautiful, or any other affectionate term of endearment
usually intended to convey intimacy is inappropriate in a first
message. Or even after several dates. Stop that, its really
I'm not interested in hanging out with some other lady's kids.
Sorry. Children are a deal breaker for me, so don't bother
messaging me if you have them.
If you don't live in the city I live in, I am not interested in
you. I will not travel for a relationship and I do not believe in
long distance ones. Period. End of discussion. Find someone
To answer the first question anyone ever asks me--my favorite dish
to cook is macaroni and cheese. Please pick something less
pedestrian to ask me, please. Let's talk about ANYTHING else
I read a lot, and I love stupid cartoons. As for what I'm looking
for, intelligence is a must. Proper use of the English language is
sexy. I love food, way too much, and I love going to the gym and
getting all sweaty. I love my kitty more than life itself. I
frequently comment that I might be crazy, but that is just 'cause
it is definitely true.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I study Baking and Pastry, and I am a line cook in a restaurant
I kind of collect tattoos and piercings (3 tats, one of which is
large, one medium, one small. 15 piercings currently though I am
known to get temporary piercings from time to time and have had a
total of something like...40(?) in my life if you count all the
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, baking, and crochet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am told that my outgoing personality is one of my better points.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Discworld
Series by Terry Pratchett.
Favorite Movies: Shakespeare in Love, the original Star Wars
Favorite Shows: DR. WHO. Star Trek. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Full
Favorite Music: Flogging Molly. Punk rock, (gypsy punk), metal,
Dubstep, folk, classic rock...nearly anything but Country. I hate
Favorite Food: Bread is my deepest passion in life. I have a fish
and shellfish allergy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work. :-) I love this lifestyle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a crazy cat lady in training.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are looking for a lady who is fun and outgoing and
adventurous...but who isn't looking for "love" on a first date.
Come on. Like I said...I'm a lady.
I am really not interested in long distance, and I'm sure as hell
not going to relocate, so, I'm only looking romantically for
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