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nytrnbow

34 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Oct 8, 2005
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So here it is. The mandatory section. The one that determines whether or not you'll want to send me a message. The one space where I define what it's like to live in this body, with this brain, seeing these things. That's a lot of pressure.

I am witty, gorgeous, and dorky
What I’m doing with my life
Terribly exciting things.
I’m really good at
Almost everything. Especially being vague.
The first things people usually notice about me
My good teeth, curly locks, glasses, and the ability to cut a man down with a casual glance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Today I was asked my favorite place. Of course, there are many but here is the one I chose:

There is a parking garage on the top level of which you can see out onto the city. The view is nice and so is looking down at the traffic below. But what makes this my favorite place these days, is that there have been some of the most lovely sunsets mingling with intimate conversations atop said structure. Perhaps this could be made only better with the addition of some raggedy, old couches for flumping.

The books, movies, music, and all that? Let's just say we can say that later.

The six things I could never do without
I swear, this heading just said "What I think about while masturbating." Was it just me? Am I just thinking about masturbating right now? Well, yes.

But that's not an invitation. Unless you've already been invited. If you're not sure whether you've been invited or not, you haven't.

Just in case this question is still about six things I couldn't do without, you may recall they are:

Ear plugs.

Food.

Blankets.

Showers.

Reading material.

Art.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can get into Valhalla.
On a typical Friday night I am
Engaged in shenaigans. What else did you expect?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love a properly made bed.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You actually want to have a real conversation that won't devolve into sexual innuendo and false promises and lies and weirdness.