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oaksterbuck

40 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, Bayou City! I just moved here from San Francisco (March 2014) and I'm eager to meet new people, discover new trouble, and the likes...

Came to H-town as means of rediscovery after several years in the Bay Area (and formerly by way of Cincinnati, Boston and Florida), wanderlust got the best of me and I knew I would find something..."Deep in the Heart of Texas..."

Don't let my stoicism fool you, I am a George Lucas character stuck in a Tim Burton world, a wanderlust looking for trouble and connection.

Traveling, hiking/camping, single malt Scotches, Belgian beers, wine tasting, bourbon, local burlesque shows, farmers markets, antique flea markets, dive bars, live music...

Looking for someone else to explore fun and have myths written about our adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting anew. I moved to Texas to take new perspectives and be open to all horizons. In the meantime, I'm exploring time travel, zombie infiltration, and other global travel opportunities.

I was the 1982 lightning bug catching champion of the Midwest, I expect any prospective date to also wield a similar trophy.

I make my own mustards (the last one was a delicious harvest flavored bourbon honey hot & spicy mustard). I juggle with the pair o' dimes...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Which came first? The fedora or the sarcasm?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm an avid reader - books may be my most prized possession. Favorites include: Hesse's "Glass Bead Game"; Dostoevsky's "Notes from the Underground"; Saramago's "Blindness"; Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale"; Asimov's "Foundation" novels; Kundera & Kafka (love those Czechs); LOTR; "Game of Thrones" (excellent!)

Lighter side: Tom Robbins, John Irving, Chuck Palahniuk, Philip Roth - just discovered Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series...

Movies: Star Wars IV; Godfather I & II; The Big Lebowski; Tarantino; Wes Anderson; Coen Brothers; anything showing sci-fi dystopian societies... and Barbarella (this one is a class by itself)

Music: Black Keys, Beck, Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, Cash, Talking Heads, Beastie Boys, Jack White, Devotchka, The National, Beirut, Wilco, Arcade Fire

TV: Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dexter

Food: I just moved from the Bay Area where everyone was an excessive foodie. I'm eager to learn of H-Town's culinary destinations. I like the ethnic usual suspects. And spice. Must appreciate spice.

I am a mustard fiend (I make my own - see above). Ketchup and mayonnaise are both inferior.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, passport, mustard, bourbon, imagination, chocolate, and a balance to want room for #7 while still trying to figure out to be able to further minimize to 5 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You may ask yourself, how do I work this?
You may ask yourself, where is that large automobile?
You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house
You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife...

Future travel plans (where to travel to next, as opposed to 1.21 Gigawatts & the flux capacitor - those travel plans I've already conquered), the next great bar, and possible screenplays for the second-best sci-fi movie ever.

And why Deer (or Elk or other critters') Crossing signs read "Next __ Miles" - do deer have an internal odometer that tells them to stop at the marked mileage and not go any further?

The word "out" seems like it should be spelled differently. It always feels owlt of place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying Belgian beers, dinner parties, alt-indie live music, or waxing poetry from a bar stool (and still trying to figure out what a "typical Friday night in H-town looks like...)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to enjoy watching Sex and the City.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're able to laugh at yourself. You think Dexter is a cool dude. You're still mourning the loss of the house plant you couldn't keep alive. You know the difference between your libido and your id (both are appreciated). You dig what the Bayou City has to offer - share your recommendations and things you love about your city - I'm eager to explore them myself! (and I would welcome your company to explore!)