I have recently discovered how awesome it is to have a son. Even if he is still new to this world the time I do get with him is great. I wish it was more but you play with the hand you are dealt.

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah some call me the gangster of love
some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the puppetuse of love. (I usually hate it when people take other peoples work. Copy and paste it, to make them selves look deep. Like what I just did)

Did that get your attention? Well hello there I can see you decided to read my profile. O boy what a treat your in for. This profile is chocked full of all kinds of lasers, explosions and ninjas! Maybe even a dinosaur. Still interested? Then step right up come one come all to the wild world of ME!!

I am a proud Nerd / Geek (what ever you wish to define that as) If it is nerdy or dorky chances are I have done or currently do it:

Videogames: LOVE EM (Playing Swtor)
Comic Books: COLLECTED EM
Adult Swim: WATCH IT EVERY NIGHT
D&D: LOVE IT! WISH I HAD MORE TIME TO PLAY :(

And many many more….

But then again I bet you could tell all that from my profile name. As you read on you will delve deeper into the inner workings of me. What strange mysteries will you find there? The secret of life? The Famed El Dorado city of gold? Or will you get vaped by a laser beam? Read on if you dare.

PS.
I have some of the worst spelling you will ever see

I am he as you are, he as you are me, and we are all together.

What am I doing with life right now? I currently working and making the moneys. I am gathering the strength to go back to school. I don’t want to but this day and age you have to. And just trying to enjoy each day. Every day can’t be a peach but hey maybe you can help with that. Is that weird me breaking the 4th wall like that? Its like you are involved in this now. Do you dare read on?

What am I really good at? Explosions for one. Ok that’s not true. But I can Dm a mean game of D&D. I can also quote a good number of movies. Are you impressed by my mad skills yet? NO? Well I am going to have to try harder then aren’t I?

All do honestly I don’t like boasting about what I feel I am good at. As you get to know me you will find out. Hell there are things I think I am good at and you will think I suck at. So I don’t want to dig my self a hole here.

I have no clue what the first thing is people notice about me. Hey you tell me and Ill update this. Ill even put your SN and everything.

Lists are boring! This can be something we talk about in person. Deal? Well you can’t exactly answer me back so I guess that’s a yes from you.

However I tend to love old rock so that can be anything from David Bowie, Queen, Journey, Boston and many many more.

1.See
2.Lists
3.Are
4.Really
5.Fing
6.Boring

Why?

Spending time with friends. Going out to see a movie. Plotting my take over of the world. I just might be able to pencil you in if your lucky :P

Ninjas are everywhere! And I hate I hate I hate flaker's. The number one way to get on my bad side is to flake. Seriously if you say you are going to do something with somebody then do it don't let them waste what could be their entire day waiting around for ya.

And I put that rant up hoping to get to the 1000 words i need to get this profile at the 100% wooot

Ok I will be serous for a second. As you could tell from reading all this I have an interesting sense of humor. If you enjoyed reading this then by all means chat it up with me. I have a son now who is still a little baby. It didn’t work out with the mother but these things happen. But my Son is an important part of my life, and I know this is a turn off for most so I would rather get it out in the open now so we don’t waste each others time. I don’t offend easily and forget at times that others do, so you shouldn’t be thin skinned when talking to me. I am willing to talk about anything and that can weird people out at times. If you ask me my opinion I will give it to you whether you will like the answer or not.

Lets face it you are not going to know all about me in these short blurbs about myself. So let me know what you think. And if you look ahead in the clearing you can see a herd of Triceratops. Good luck and hope to hear from ya.