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obiwanperata

32 M Castro Valley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Nothing like this site to make you really hate people haha

I have recently discovered how awesome it is to have a son. Even if he is still new to this world the time I do get with him is great. I wish it was more but you play with the hand you are dealt.

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah some call me the gangster of love
some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the puppetuse of love. (I usually hate it when people take other peoples work. Copy and paste it, to make them selves look deep. Like what I just did)

Did that get your attention? Well hello there I can see you decided to read my profile. O boy what a treat your in for. This profile is chocked full of all kinds of lasers, explosions and ninjas! Maybe even a dinosaur. Still interested? Then step right up come one come all to the wild world of ME!!

I am a proud Nerd / Geek (what ever you wish to define that as) If it is nerdy or dorky chances are I have done or currently do it:

Video games: LOVE EM (Playing LOL)
Comic Books: COLLECTED EM
Adult Swim: WATCH IT EVERY NIGHT
D&D: LOVE IT! WISH I HAD MORE TIME TO PLAY :(

And many many more!

But then again I bet you could tell all that from my profile name. As you read on you will delve deeper into the inner workings of me. What strange mysteries will you find there? The secret of life? The Famed Eldorado city of gold? Or will you get vaped by a laser beam? Read on if you dare.

PS.
I have some of the worst spelling you will ever see

I am he as you are, he as you are me, and we are all together.
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing with life right now? I currently working and making the moneys, and just trying to enjoy each day. Every day can’t be a peach but hey maybe you can help with that. Is that weird me breaking the 4th wall like that? Its like you are involved in this now. Do you dare read on?
I’m really good at
What am I really good at? Explosions for one. Ok that’s not true. But I can Dm a mean game of D&D. I can also quote a good number of movies. Are you impressed by my mad skills yet? NO? Well I am going to have to try harder then aren’t I?

All do honestly I don’t like boasting about what I feel I am good at. As you get to know me you will find out. Hell there are things I think I am good at and you will think I suck at. So I don’t want to dig my self a hole here.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no clue what the first thing is people notice about me. Hey you tell me and Ill update this. Ill even put your SN and everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lists are boring! This can be something we talk about in person. Deal? Well you can’t exactly answer me back so I guess that’s a yes from you.

However I tend to love old rock so that can be anything from David Bowie, Queen, Journey, Boston and many many more.
The six things I could never do without
1. See
2. Lists
3. Are
4. Really
5. Fing
6. Boring
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending time with friends. Going out to see a movie. Plotting my take over of the world. I just might be able to pencil you in if your lucky :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ninjas are everywhere! And it would be nice if you were not a flake.

And I put that rant up hoping to get to the 1000 words i need to get this profile at the 100% wooot
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Ok I will be serous for a second. As you could tell from reading all this I have an interesting sense of humor. If you enjoyed reading this then by all means chat it up with me. I have a son now who is still a little guy. It didn’t work out with the mother but these things happen. But my Son is an important part of my life, and I know this is a turn off for most so I would rather get it out in the open now so we don’t waste each others time. I don’t offend easily and forget at times that others do, so you shouldn’t be thin skinned when talking to me. I am willing to talk about anything and that can weird people out at times. If you ask me my opinion I will give it to you whether you will like the answer or not.

Lets face it you are not going to know all about me in these short blurbs about myself. So let me know what you think. And if you look ahead in the clearing you can see a herd of Triceratops. Good luck and hope to hear from ya.

***WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. *** It is recommended that other members post a similar notice. (I been seeing this on peoples profiles figured it didn't hurt to put it on mine who knows if it will actually work)