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objectively-me

24 M Westfield, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Rather not say
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi I'm Jim, but all my friends call me JJ.
Few things about me:
1)I lied. Nobody calls me JJ
2)I don't even have friends
3)I like to create lists
4)
5)I'll get back to #4 later
5)Fuck it, 5 is now the new 4
6)Hi I'm Jim
7)deadly sins
8) <---- Look a smiley face
9)I have OCD and I can't end a list on an odd number
10)Thats better.

I wouldn't say that I'm a "hopeless romantic", I think "pervert with shit luck" is a little more fitting.

The Internet is only good for two things: Cats and porn.
This website falls somewhere in the middle.

-Sometimes I wonder why I'm single. Then I realize that I can't go a week without getting into a debate about the reprehensible ethics of letting a religious order; such as the Jedi; intervene in the practices of Galactic Trade.

-The strangest aspect of theoretical physics has to be the role that intercourse plays on the quantum level. Seeing as the concept of sex has no atomic weight; it is completely impossible for me to give a fuck.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently in the middle of a half dozen creative projects. None of which do I seem to be able to commit any real effort to.

-I write/play music (when I feel like it)
-I'm working on a stand-up comedy routine (and I have been since I was 6)
-Finally started to work on one of the many novels I've wanted to write (wrote a chapter and spent the next 3 days making pictures)

Oh yeah, I also work in a grocery store. So there's that.
I’m really good at
http://youtu.be/a1voMDMAVuw

...kind of.

Actually, I'm mediocre at best.
Nevermind then.
The first things people usually notice about me
"That good-looking homeless man sure does spends a lot of time yelling at wildlife"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite is subjective so Ill go with my current interests, as they all (may) change weekly

Book: H.P. Lovecraft
Music: Radiohead
TV: [nope]
Movie: Jacobs Ladder
Food: breakfast; all of it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-If there were a kickstarter campaign for world peace, would you buy-in? Or would you let political evangelics ward you off by speaking in their silver-spoon licking tongues? -
•Would their proposed market speculation predict a possible theory; of which a hypothetical hypothesis has yet to be tested and proved. (We'll get back to the topic of convoluted logic right after you decide to stop reading this)
-Would you instead let them talk you into kickstarting a military industrial complex? The project has no stretch goals, nor does it appear to have deadline.
•These very same figureheads often discourage alternative kickstarter campaigns because they believe that crowd-source funding is risky idea.
-What if I told you that this long-winded rant was an obvious, albeit contrived, metaphor for global politics and first-world economics? Would you tell me to fuck off because I used too many esoteric terms? Would you tell me "too long, didn't read"? Would you be inspired to create a world peace kickstarter? I'm sure as hell not going to. I'm an apathetic scumbag that is too busy jerking-off to Internet porn. What the fuck is your excuse?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working from 11pm to 7am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kind of a Heath-Nut. Healthy food and exercise every day. Actually, I smoke crystal meth and eat Doritos until I vomit.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you don't fall in the 95% of people that get the "wherefore art thou Romeo" question wrong.
*hint-The answer isn't "Where"
(That would make the question a little pointless, no?)