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objectively-me

25 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Rather not say
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I'm Jim, but all my friends call me JJ.
Few things about me:
1)I lied. Nobody calls me JJ
2)I don't have any friends
3)I like to create lists
4)
5)I'll get back to #4 later
5)Fuck it, 5 is now the new 4
6)Hi I'm Jim
7)deadly sins
8) <---- Look a smiley face
9)I am obsessive and I can't end a list on an odd number
10)Thats better.

I wouldn't say that I'm a "hopeless romantic", I think "pervert with shit luck" is a little more fitting.

The Internet is only good for two things: Cats and porn.
This website falls somewhere in the middle.

-Sometimes I wonder why I'm single. Then I realize that I can't go a week without getting into a debate about the reprehensible ethics of letting a religious order; such as the Jedi; intervene in the practices of Galactic Trade.

-The strangest aspect of theoretical physics has to be the role that intercourse plays on the quantum level. Seeing as the concept of sex has no atomic weight; it is completely impossible for me to give a fuck.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to LA and I've been living in the streets. Initially I started this donation campaign to help fund my needs out here, but slowly its becoming a means for me to directly help some of the less fortunate homeless people I come across. Its small, and it does still fund my needs (until I have other income)
I don't want to shamelessly promote it here, but I'm going to shamelessly promote it here;

http://www.gofundme.com/b3b1k0

Donate if you're so inclined and defiantly share the campaign if youre in a network that would appreciate this.

Alright back to sex jokes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping eye contact with women.
Drawing genitailia.
Walking fast.
Asia.
Fractal math.
Beer.
Maybe a little.
Yellow.
The fuck was I talking about?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"That good-looking homeless man sure does spends a lot of time yelling at wildlife"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite is subjective so Ill go with my current interests, as they all (may) change weekly

Book: H.P. Lovecraft
Music: Radiohead
TV: [nope]
Movie: Jacobs Ladder
Food: breakfast; all of it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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5 Internet porn
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-If there were a kickstarter campaign for world peace, would you buy-in? Or would you let political evangelics ward you off by speaking in their silver-spoon licking tongues? -
•Would their proposed market speculation predict a possible theory; of which a hypothetical hypothesis has yet to be tested and proved. (We'll get back to the topic of convoluted logic right after you decide to stop reading this)
-Would you instead let them talk you into kickstarting a military industrial complex? The project has no stretch goals, nor does it appear to have deadline.
•These very same figureheads often discourage alternative kickstarter campaigns because they believe that crowd-source funding is risky idea.
-What if I told you that this long-winded rant was an obvious, albeit contrived, metaphor for global politics and first-world economics? Would you tell me to fuck off because I used too many esoteric terms? Would you tell me "too long, didn't read"? Would you be inspired to create a world peace kickstarter? I'm sure as hell not going to. I'm an apathetic scumbag that is too busy jerking-off to Internet porn. What the fuck is your excuse?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
;internet porn and Doritos
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
All of my attractive friends are in relationships, so I've turned to the Internet. The only one who truly understands me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't fall in the 95% of people that get the "wherefore art thou Romeo" question wrong.
*hint-The answer isn't "Where"
(That would make the question a little pointless, no?)

Also, if you attend Sunday Mass every week, and you're not stoned.....
well if that applies to you then you probable didn't read this far.