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41 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20-50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 10:24am
Heteroflexible, Pansexual, Sapiosexual
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Agnosticism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Somewhat), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
On the internet, nobody knows I'm a cat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently trying to write books and papers.
And I'm also teaching (but my students don't get higher marks by stalking me on OKCupid).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating tempeh and tofu, doing downward facing dog, bondage, watching, quoting Gilles Deleuze or Peter Singer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Like every animal, I have a symetrical body (unlike plants and many objects).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vivants: P. Roth, P. Michon, P. Quignard, L. Kasischke, L.F. Céline (Dion), E. Carrère, M. Houellebecq, A. Munro, J. Eugenides. Et j'en oublie....

Les Idiots (Lars Von Trier), Les chansons d'amour (C. Honoré), Le cuirassé Potemkin, Scot Pilgrim vs the World, Cris et chuchotements, E. Rohmer, R. Depardon, P. Almodovar, B. Mendoza, Wonk Kar-Wai, W. Allen...

(photo: Alec Soth, Nan Goldin, Antoine D'Agata, Sophie Calle, Martin Paar...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How people think and feel. Morality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I want to avoid the typical answer that there are no typical Friday (of course, there are) by beginning a work in progress: a copy/paste of nice quotes from OkCupid profiles. (This is like an untypical curator activity.)

- "The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
I’m probably hornier than you. But I’m very unlikely to bone you. I’ve gotten picky. Like I said, I’m busy. I’m sure you’re lovely, but I don’t have time."
- "I'm an Anti-Authoritarian Person of Colour (APOC)."
- "The first things people usually notice about me
i survived 9/11"
_"I love cats a little bit too much. Whenever I meet one I have to talk to it and pet it."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People of the Internet, I love you.
I have a lot of pleasure reading you profile and guessing who you are.

(And this is private because thoughts are private)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are super smart.
You are super horny.
You are super kind.
You are super imaginative.
You want to give me a massage for free.
Or simply because you have the strong intuition that we could have good time together.