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43 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:39pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids

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My self-summary
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I am a creative, funny, excitable creature. I am a musician, hence the pictures of me 'posing with a guitar' - I know this seems to offend many women on here. In a way, the photos are good, they offer a pretty good insight to what I would look like and what I would very likely be doing if you met me.

I enjoy various arty/creative activities - particularly photography recently - again, to the aforementioned ladies - don't worry, I have no photographs of myself 'posing' with a camera.

I also enjoy creative writing - mostly songs, but I find that lists relax me, and that writing something that perfectly captures what I am trying to say is deeply satisfying. (I haven't seen anyone complain about pictures of guys posing with a pen and pad, but I've refrained from adding any such photos, just to be on the safe side.)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in various musical endeavours, and am also involved in education. I am a father, which takes up a healthy proportion of my time. I also dislike football, which I would imagine has freed up a lot of time over the years. GOAL!

I should probably tidy up, but I could leave it until tomorrow.

Here is some music:

Still not really drinking enough water.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Understanding how people work.
Understanding how machines work.
Creating/writing/arranging/playing/producing music.
Being in charge of things. You could do a lot worse than put me in charge :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would imagine they are querying whether I am actually that short, or whether I am just a bit further away than they first thought.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Steve Coogan/Armando Ianucci/Chris Morris, Seth MacFarlane, Matt Berry, Matthew Holness, Richard Ayoade, Radiohead, UNKLE, Muse, Kasabian, Gene Hackman, Christopher Walken, any spy thriller.

So, all boys then.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A charger for an iPhone
A guitar for posing with
An appropriate soundtrack
A pad (with accompanying pen attached)
A strong sense of discipline
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human behaviour and words, and how to combine both to achieve the best results.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

Sorry, I am going to ask this here, just because I might as well: What. The. Fuck. Is it. About. Zombies? I guess you're all getting this stuff from Cosmo or something, right? Well stop it. 'Snot funny.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to have a crush on Victor Meldrew's missus. Right go on, your turn.
You should message me if
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you're smart, funny and cute. It's a disturbingly rare combination.

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