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obphp

23 M Valparaiso, IN

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My picture captions are my only good quality, probably.

I also dropped a golf ball into an AC vent back in 2001, so I'm your guy if you're into the "rebel/bad boy" types.
What I’m doing with my life
Putting up a front of being shy because let's face it, most people are fucking horrible.
I’m really good at
I can't think of anything specifically that I'm exemplary at (besides that stellar use of exemplary and stellar), but one time when I was reading out in public, this woman gave me a weird look. I looked over at her and said "your armpits have a fat flab, baby." Anyway, I took it too far. I cut too deep. But I won.

What were we talking about again?
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm celebrating the gift of life every single day in the exact same way; searching for my real father and probably Nair'ing my neighbors cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That if someone were to write a musical about my life, the writer would have to find an ungodly amount of rhymes for "pizza puff." Good luck, maestro
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking a bath because then I can enjoy a cigarette while cleaning off my sweet ass body.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That if you're an Asian businessman who likes to party, you should come to my house any night after 8pm. But make sure you bring water shoes and a great/open attitude. Ok thx
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating