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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
May 1
6' 0" (1.83m)
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My self-summary
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I dropped a golf ball into an AC vent back in 2001, so I'm your guy if you're into the "rebel/bad boy" types.

I also think that morning wood is the dumbest thing ever. Why can't morning wood be a thing that inspires me to do well and get stuff done efficiently throughout my day? But nope, instead here's a dumb penis, good luck today, dummy!
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing my book: Here are 20 simple steps to avoid elevators forever.

Soon to be a New York Times best selling author.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can't think of anything specifically that I'm exemplary at (besides that stellar use of exemplary and stellar), but I like giving people quick ways to get over their ex's.

For example: Picture them in a mariachi band.

You're welcome.

What were we talking about again?
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm celebrating the gift of life every single day in the exact same way; searching for my real father and probably Nair'ing my neighbors cat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Cranberries is my answer to all of these questions.
I can't read and I'm a deaf man without taste buds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Jeff Goldblum
2. Jeff Goldblum
3. Jeff Goldblum
4. Jeff Goldblum
5. Jeff Goldblum
6. Jeff Goldblum
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That if someone were to write a musical about my life, the writer would have to find an ungodly amount of rhymes for "pizza puff." Good luck, maestro
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking a bath because then I can enjoy a cigarette while cleaning off my sweet ass body.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That if you're an Asian businessman who likes to party, you should come to my house any night after 8pm. But make sure you bring water shoes and a great/open attitude. Ok thx

Also I spent a lot of years thinking I was secretly Jewish due to the fact that I say "oh boy" during the first minute of any conversation
You should message me if
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You continually trip over yourself and call it a dance move.