I’m not nice. Don't expect doors opened for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. You better cook for me and clean up my dishes after I eat. Oh and, I’m a really sloppy eater. Food everywhere, on the walls, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.
I leave ALL of my clothes on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they're stinky. I don't do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and be excited to do it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of apartness. I think you get the picture.
Also I don’t do lovey shit, I expect all sorts of fun on the first date, big time fun, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your house because I don’t want you to know where I live).
This site says that I should try to talk about these points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address them:
1. hobbies. – wasting paper
2. goals/aspirations – What are these things? Sound dumb.
3. Talk about yourself and how you are unique – I’m not unique at all so someone needs to pick up the slack here.
4. music – The Cranberries, Enya, Moby, Spice Girls, Indigo Girls
Okay ladies, waiting for your emails…AND GO