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oceanpants

27 / F / Straight / Single

Wilmington, North Carolina

Her Details

Last Online
Feb 5
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Executive / Management
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Time for a mulligan in this dating game.

What this profile needs is more cowbell. Can never have too much cowbell I suppose.

I'm a person that can find humor in any situation. Except anything with a Sarah McLaughlin song and photos of depressed animals involved. I can only find slight humor in that.

I'm a very low maintenance person. I am not a needy individual that needs constant attention from a guy. But I don't like feeling like an after thought. I would like to spend time with someone that I can relate to. I don't take myself too seriously. I've learned to laugh at myself and to enjoy life a little. I would hope anyone that I end up with would feel the same way. I can't be around people that are too pretentious and think their shit don't stink. We are all human. Everyone puts their pants on the same way, one leg at a time. Unless you are a merman.....if you are a merman, just let you know now it won't work out between us. I love oxygen too much.

What I am really looking for is someone that gets me for me.

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What I’m doing with my life
I just moved in the Wilmington area. Making some big changes in my life.

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I’m really good at
I'm good at making people laugh...or roll their eyes. Either way, they're not sad anymore!

I'm also a great listener/people reader. I like to be there for people when they need a friend. I might be a clown at times, but I do have a sensible side to me too. I like to use common sense to help solve problems.

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The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my outgoing nature and incredible sense of humor.

Physically, possibly my eyes. I think they are my best feature.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Art of Happiness, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Tao of Pooh, The Last Lecture, and the Watchmen

Magazines: Tricycle: Buddhist Review, Hi Fructose and National Geographic

TV Shows: Daria, Hoarders, The Office, 30 Rock, South Park, Home Movies, Bob's Burgers, True Blood, Golden Girls and Headline News.

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Slumdog Millionaire, Fight Club, Napoleon Dynamite, The Birdcage, Death to Smoochy, The Machinist, Adaptation, Observe and Report, Office Space, Crash, Spirited Away, As Good As It Gets, Cashback, There Will Be Blood, Howl's Moving Castle, Step Brothers, Hero, Star Wars, and Bollywood films.

Music: Incubus, Chevelle, Dave Matthews Band, Modest Mouse, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Jay-Z, The Sea and Cake, Slipknot, Norah Jones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Taking Back Sunday, Regina Spektor, System of a Down, Tori Amos, Minus The Bear, Erykah Badu, Staind, Glassjaw, Lady Gaga, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, Placebo, Radiohead, and anything '90's. And believe it or not, but I really do enjoy eastern music.

Food: Thai and Chinese, Dunkin Donuts Blueberry Iced Coffee!!!

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The six things I could never do without
And in no particular order...

1) A sense of humor
2) My Ipod
3) Friends
4) Randomness
5) Art and design
6) Dunkin Donuts Blueberry Iced Coffee (yes, I love it that much)

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything and nothing.
All at once.
And that pretty much sums it up.

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On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually at work, but when I have free time I like to find something to do. I can get fidgety sometimes and would want to explore the outside world. But then I have days where its nice just to chill and listen to music on the back porch.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think before I speak sometimes.

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I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You like a witty and artsy woman who is not afraid of who she is or where she's going

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