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ochocinco_dg

29 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a web/software developer. I really enjoy what I do, even though sometimes it can be incredibly boring.

Personality-wise I'd say I'm about half serious, half goof-off. I enjoy getting into intense intellectual and philosophical conversations. But I never spend too long being serious and love joking around with people and having good times.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a web developer by trade, but on my free time I do a lot of web development.
I’m really good at
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Programming, Foosball, deadpan humour
The first things people usually notice about me
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My baritone voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Breaking Bad, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Dexter, Archer, South Park

MOVIES: No Country for Old Men, Terminator 2, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kick-Ass, Dumb and Dumber, Superbad, Magnolia, The Big Lebowski

MUSIC: Boards of Canada, Com Truise, Tobacco, Daft Punk, Radiohead, Stone Temple Pilots, Foo Fighters, Beatles, Ludacris, Jurassic 5, ....

FOOD: All of the food!

BOOKS: I, uhhhh, read SOOOO many books I can't keep track of them all (yeah, that's it!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friendship, Good Food, Music, Laughter, Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The mysteries of the universe and existence
-Hockey
-Talking without saying "like" or "uhhhh" (it's hard)
-Things that I heard/saw that made me laugh and then laughing about it, in public, like a crazy person
-My craft (web/mobile application development)
-Philosophical questions
-Taking a nap
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking at a pub with friends, or just doing something generally relaxing after a hard work week.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You feel compelled to do so :)